I've bin feelin' pritty good lately, so I wint owtside to chek on my gutter to see how it is.
Hmmm. Mr Tinydik is still letting 50 millyun galluns of water run down the street EVEN THO WE HAVE A DROWT and all that water makes my gutter too wet to sleep in. Not much has changed sinse the last time I kundukted a gutter inspekshun.
The sidewalk is still pritty cumfterbul. I'll just krash heer for a bit.
I am livvin the life of Riley. Life is good.
Duhr. Hooz Riley? (channeling my inner Jeter Harris.)