Sunday, November 30, 2008

Duz anybuddy wunt Tripper for Krissmiss?

That stoopid Trip has bin trying to make me his spicy vixin. Winever he sees me he runs over and liks me all over my body for like ten minits until I'm soking wet. I try to preetend he's Sadie or Halloween or DMM or one of my other vixins, but thare's no gitting arownd that he has guy breth. And he also has no konsept of purrsunul space. HE TUCHES ME WIN I'M TRYING TO NAP! Win I tell him we're not buddies, he just liks me sum more. Parker, can we ship him to yoo for a Krissmiss prezint???

17 comments:

Angus Mhor said...

Rocky, I'm sure sorry you've got Tripper-drool all over your body. I hope it won't put off any of your spicy vixens. They might think it kind of weird that you've got guy-spit all over your body.

Parker said...

If you can find a big enough box, I'd love a little Tripper in my stocking!
:)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh man, i HATE it when that happens! ha ha ha

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxo

Daisy said...

Are you sure you can't be good butties?

Camie's Kitties said...

We think Tripper is just telling you how much he appreciates having you for a brother, and how grateful he is that he is now living in the house.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Everycat said...

Aww, Rocky, Tripper loves you so much.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hmm, we lick Speedy and never thawt Misty might find it weerd. We are his sisfurs after all. Are you sure you can't apreeshiate Tripper's being a buddy, he prolly just wants a frend. If you want Sadie will come over and remove da Tripper spit. She can clean and dry yoo in one step...

Princess said...

Hey Rocky, you are looking great and healthy. I think yyou could ship the Trip to Parker, she would welcomehim with open paws!


purrr, Princess

Cafe Cats said...

Boy spit? ew.

Sara

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Guy breath? Tell me about it!

Black Cat said...

Awwwww, I think he just wants to be your buddy!

Hey, how come you didn't get your picture taken by the photographer chappy? You are very handsome after all, so he should have photo'd you:) xxx

China Cat said...

I think it's nice that Tripper is so friendly with all of you!

Purrrrrrrrrs, China Cat

Grrreta said...

Could it be possible that it is the Tripper spit on you that makes you so irresistable to the vixens? Perhaps Eau de Tripper is the secret to your success.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Rocky, if Tripper is still irritating you you're welcome to come here...I have the body pillow all set for two~Sadie

Tristan Tabby Cat Longtail said...

Yeah, ship him to Mz Parker. Sounds like a good solution to me.

You on the other hand, need to come for a mancats night out and check out the spicy vixens at the Playcats Club!

Meanwhile, because I think you have GREAT Catittude, I have given you an award! w00t! Stop on by my humble little blog to pick it up!

Kimo & Sabi said...

He is trying to be nice to suk up to Sandy Paws.

Quasi said...

That's, uh, a little weird. But happy holidays anyway and have a great new year!