Sunday, January 13, 2008

Man, my weekend sukt

I was gitting all happy to finely git to be the top dawg alfa cat cuz I thot that stoopid Mao finely mooved owt, but it wasn't permanint and he came bak today and so now I won't git to be alfa cat. Win he was gone, me and Skeez got to sleep with the peepul, but now we're lokt owt of the peepul bedroom agin. And I alreddy reedeezined the labels for Mao and Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt. I need sum vixins to cheer me up.

15 comments:

Tyler said...

My Vixen sisters Cookie and Sophie are on there way. Now Sophie is still a baby so you need to be a gentleman around her. She's great for giving biscuit massages and personal baths. Cookie is an experienced former feral so she may be up for fun. Just ask first because her bite is worse than her bark. And watch out for the bunny kicks cuz she knows right where your kidneys are.

Rocky, I'm sorry that you're no longer the alpha kitty, but you must admit that having Mao back is a good thing. You really don't want him to suffer the pain of being eatin up by a moutain lion, now do you? Remember you're the geezer cat, you have a very special place in your mom and dad's hearts.
Peace, love and purrs,
Tyler

Ariel said...

Rocky I for one am very glad to hear Mao's back.It broke my heart to hear he was missing and I worried he might get hurt.Please be nice to him,I'm sure FL and Mr. TF love you all :)

The Meezers said...

but we thought you lived on the people's bed all the time - why are they kicking a geezer like you out?

Junior said...

I agree with the meezers....why are you being kicked out? It seems to me that you are quite well behaved and should get to stay there!

I hope the vixens make you feel better?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

You'll always be alfa cat to me Rocky. I thawt yoo were allowed to sleep on da big bed alla time! You poor baby, I'll be right over. And I'll bring some nip...~Sadie Baby Boo

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

If you can get the fur to stand up on the top of your head you can be alfafa cat!

Kitikata-san said...

Admit it, you love Mao! I saw a photo of you napping near Mao!

Daisy said...

Well, I am very relieved to know there will be no interruption in the production of the Vishus Deer Repelunt!

Sammawow said...

Oh, Rocky, you know that we all love you too! But we're very glad that Mao came back safely!

Purrrrrrs, China Cat & Willow

Eric and Flynn said...

Yoo gotta be happy reely that Mao's back though Rocky. You should be allowed to sleep on the bed though. Geezer cats gotta haf some perks.

Angus said...

Dude, you certainly know how to work those vixens..Did Tyler call you a geezer?

DaisyMae Maus said...

Rocky ... You're always an Alpha Dood in my book!

Spicy Vixen DaisyMae Maus

Karen Jo said...

I know why Skeezix gets kicked out of the People bed when Mao is around, but why did they pick on you? It's just not fair at all. I bet you are secretly glad that Mao is back. Being the alpha cat can be very tiring.

Halloween said...

Rocky, you will always be number 1 to me! I'm sure the people will let you back in the bed soon. They are just trying to make Mao feel better. After all, you were the recipient of a miracle from St. Bernadette!

Halloween

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