Thursday, October 09, 2008

What duh ....?

So Mao was krankier than usual this morning. I think his kranky pants were givin' him a wedgie. Wich meens he was VARY LOWD. An uzhully I don't choo the fat with him cuz he bums my high, but this morning I had to ask, "Whut's up wit choo?" And then I got the news. Sinse Skeez is a Catster lackey now, I CANNOT ENTER THE SLEEPER CATEGORY OF THE WERLD'S COOLEST CAT CONTEST THIS YEER!!!! I have bin praktissing and praktissing gitting my sleepn' skills down so that I can DOMINATE the category only to lern that I can't enter. I wun that category in 2006 (forchewnitly, werd got owt abowt Gordy's illegal use of the Photoshop Kyoot Filter), and I was a finalist last yeer, and this yeer, with lots of praktiss, I was shur I cood go all the way. I OWN THAT CATEGORY, MAN! I meen, nappin', it's whut I DO!

I need a vixin fix.

9 comments:

Junior said...

Bummer!!! We saw that Mao was upset and now you are. I wonder if Tripper is too....

Anyway, the three of you should get togehter and demand extra treats since you can't enter the contest. That or we need to have a house trashing party!

cheryl said...

oh, rocky--what a disappointment. you were a shoo-in, now that nels is gone (he slept an average of 23.9999999 hours a day in the last year or so an' was gonna enter the contest, too). we're with junior--just name the day for the house trashing!

the meowers

The Meezers said...

that suks.

oops, that's on our bad werd list.

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Yup. What Sammy, Miles and Billy said.

Camie's Kitties said...

Poor Rocky. Maybe it's time to let others have a chance to win since you are such an expert.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Aww Rocky, Sadie is going to da cabin dis weekend, maybe yoo should join her up der. If not we'z sure she'd be more den happy to come over der and make yoo feel better...

Parker said...

"...he bums my high..." Mommy had a little high school flashback when she read that!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Spicy Vixen ready an' reporting for duty!
DMM

Mr. Echo said...

I know how bummed out yoo must be, but at leest now the rest of us got a chance. Ah, hoo am I kiddin?

Yoo aint diskwallified...yoo is reetired!