
TRIPPER THE PSYKO STRAY CAT!!!!
The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat
An animated New Yorker cartoon by Jack Ziegler
.... a sombrero! And just in time for Sinko duh My Oh!
OK, senyoreetas! Time to line up for a littul siesta time with ole' Rocky!
I know that with the reesint siting of vishus deer praktikly storming the gates at the hedqwarters of the Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt Faktery, sum of yoo may be werried abowt the availubility of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt. DO NOT WERRY. We are fully staft to continyoo to prodoose enuf VDR to keep all yoo tender yung joosy cats safe.
Meet Randy. He's owr produkshun snoopervizer and he makes shur that we always have enuf raw ingreedients to keep up with the overwelming deemand for VDR. See? Look at thoze beedy littul eyes: have yoo ever seen a more trustwerthy face? Randy's owr man! He's also in charje of the intern program.
WOW. I fownd this reely grate bed up on top of one of the ded compyooter teevees in the office. It kinda smells like Mao, but finders keepers, it's my luv nest now. It has a cushy mat that's heeted and keeps me toasty warm. And it sleeps plenty of spicy vixins. Yoo can see me heer calculating how many vixins will fit up thare with me. It was sum hard thinkin, cuz the math is complikayted seeing as how at leest two of my vixins --- Halloween and Sadie --- are porkers and take up as much space as 4 skinny vixins. That's okay tho, cuz they are good luvvin vixins, and thare werth it, even if as not as many vixins can be up in the heeted bed with me.
I had a vary fine weekend. As yoo all know, I spend my entire day frum brekfist to dinner sleepin inside the red stroler that is in the garaje. I dunno why they call it a stroler, cuz it just sits thare it shood be called a sitter. But anyway, imajine my surprize this weekend win I discuverd sevrul pints of Ginniss stuft under the cooshuns in the stroler. SKORE! C'mon over ladeez, the pawty's at my place!!!!
Your check will be sent directly to you.So, theeze chase people are gonna give me $40,000 to git a laptop computer and study a broad. I think I'm gonna study the effekts of catnip on the luhbeedo. WOO HOO! Party at my howse!!! Line up gerls! Hoo is gonna be the ferst broad for me to study????
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