Thinkin' of Gizzy

Sinse I've bin grownded I've bin doing a lot of thinking. The last few days I've bin thinking of Gizzy. I sit on my Gizzy qwilt win I think abowt him.

Grownded

Man, now I know why Mao calls the wite rat a wite rat ... becuz he's a RAT FINK! We were just havin' a littul fun with him and had evry intenshun of giving him bak his stoopid sissy stuff evenchully (well, maybe not the nip that was in them Easter eggs cuz we made qwik werk of that), but he ratted us owt to the peepul and now we're in bad trubbul. And DMM and Sadie are mad at me for JUST HAVIN' A LITTUL FUN. I hope Halloween will come over and cuddle me, cuz I cood use sum luvvin. THE END -- RtGC

SCORE! Part 2

So me and Mao watcht Skeezy run arown lookin' for Easter eggs. He was vary ixsited. He even stood up on his hine legs to look for eggs far away. Whut a dweeb. He coodn't understand why me an Mao were just hangin', watchin' him do all the legwork.

Anyway, wile Mao played the lookowt, I got to Skeezix's Easter baskit and I opened up all the eggs and me and Mao took whut was inside. Stuff like nip and toys and Temptayshuns --- reely good stuff --- inclooding some stuff frum his best frends Dutchess and Gordy! And then we put the eggs bak together agin, and the wite rat never new the difrinse. He just thot it was a fun egg hunt. We do this evry yeer. He's a littul slow -- he hasn't cot on yet!

SCORE!!!!

No, not a baseball refrinse. Me and Mao have figyerd owt how to go thru the stuff the guy in the bloo shorts leeves evry day, and find the stuff adrest to the wite rat and konfiskate it. Like today. Gold mine. The wite rat's frends Boogers, Fido and Honda sent him a pawsome catnip pillow that was fild with primo stuff. Me and Mao inspekted that littul item until, qwite frankly, it was history. (If yooda smelt it, yoo wood have dun ixzaktly the same thing... it was sweet!) And thare was a Eester card frum that gerl Daisy for him. We're still trying to figyer owt whut to do with that! Maybe rite sumthing like, "Deer Skeezix, yer vary nice, but I want to be that big ManCat Rocky's spicy vixin." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is vary fun.

Butt Caps

Me and Mao interseptid a pakije frum Sabi and Kimo to the wite rat. It was a Giants cap: rite in time for Opening Day! I'm trying to start a noo trend: butt caps!

No news is no news

I haven't bin blogging much becuz not a lots bin happenin. I got in trubble for peein on the bathroom floor. HELLO???? It's the BATHROOM! So I blew chunks in the power strip. That wuzn't reel popyuler with the peepul eether. So, I'm just trying to chill and stay outta trubble. THE END --- RtGC

Woops

I kinda wint wild with the nip tonite and jumped on top of my tunnel box, and win I did, it IXPLODED!!!! I'm lukky I wasn't killd! Heer are the reemanes. Forchewnitly, the nip evvydinse was deestroyd too, so I won't git in trubbul with the awthoriteez. I'm bummd becuz I reely loved my tunnel box.

Widebody Wenzday

This is an arkive pikcher of my grate frend Joonyer. Him and me were sittin' on one of the patio chares ware we used to live in Sausaleeto. As yoo can see, his body kind of spills owt over evrything. Joonyer was a widebody frum the time he was a kittin.

He tot me how to play and how to rassle and how to have fun. This was beefore I had a harem to keep me cumpanny. We miss Joonyer. --- THE END - RtGC

Tuxie Toozday

Heer I am at my noo job. I help the man in the office win he's werking on his compyooter. I sit thare and soopervize. Soopervizin' is whut yoo do win yoo git to be a middul manajer and yoo don't akshully have to DO anything, yoo just watch other peepul do stuff. Win I git done soopervizin', I nap. As yoo can see, I'm vary good at it. --- THE END - RtGC

Phewie! Whut a St Patriks Day!

We sellubrated hard last nite for St Patrik's Day. I pincht all the gerls and Trip was with me ... we did a lot of my primo nip and ate a ton of greenies... it was GRATE! We dansed a danse called a jig wich makes yoo lite-hedded vary fast, espeshully after a lot of nip. Trip got blotto. I wasn't much better, but I dragged myself upstares, peed on the brand noo box that Rosie and Cheeto sent to the wite rat, and crawld into my tunnel box to sleep it off. Geezers can party just as hard as yoo yung-uns!!! Woot!

Git Well Earl Grey!

Got Stuk Saterday

Today I got stuk on top of thing called a "trellis" that covers the walkway at the side of the howse. I yowld and yowld and the ladey came and I think she was going to wate until the man came home to git me down, and I sed NO NO NO GIT ME DOWN NOW!!!! So she got the silvery ladder thing and got me to come by the end of the trellis, and grabbd me and put me on her sholder and wint down the silvery thing to the grownd, and I was so exsited to have bin reskyood that I frolikt! I did a littul jig and then I ran up the birch tree to sellubrate! THE END --- RtGC

Goodbye, Fudge Ripple

It is with a vary hevvy hart that I share the nooz that owr vary deer frend, Fudge Ripple (one of DaisyMae's Feeline Amerikans) was helped to the Rainbow Bridge yesterday at 2:15pm. Since DaisyMae is one of my spicy vixins (win she's not mad at me), I thot of Fudge Ripple as a bruther-in-law. Pleeze drop by thare blog to pay yer respekts. Fudgie was a vary gentle, sweet cat and we will miss him vary much.

Tabby Toozday

Well, it's my tern to give up my blog space for a day so that that Psyko Stray Cat Tripper can post a foto for Tabby Toozday. So heer it is. Yoo probly shoodn't look if yer yung and impreshunubul. In this pikcher, Trip is having fun with his gerlfrend, Tiger. Tiger is the only one hoo reely likes Trip, and she'll let him be as ruff with her as he wunts. Me? I have more respekt for the ladies than whut Trip duz, but then thare's sumwun for evrybuddy, rite? Tiger reely isn't spicy enuf for me.

Skeezix is Sik

My buddy Skeezix is sik. He's too sik to blog. The ladey brot him home in the prizzin box today and he wint to bed and he's bin in bed ever sinse. He won't eet anything. He duzn't even wunt to shop for kyoot owtfits on the innernet. But he hasn't throne up sinse he got home. He has to go bak to the vet man on Munday. They put flooids in him and giv him medisins. I don't have anybuddy to play with. I hope he'll be okay, sinse he's my only frend. THE END --- RtGC

Widebody Wenzday

This is Atlas, hoo is having I serjery today. Yoo may know Atlas frum the fame-us C Street Band. Let's hope he duz well: we luv ya, guy! If yer a Catster member, drop by his profile and leeve him a treet or a rozette, okay?

Tuxie Toozday

I'm testing owt all the ree-sykul boxes we have. This is similer to the other one (with 2 peeping tom holes), but it has sum neet stuff in the bottum, so it feels nice and livd in.

Skeezix got his tunnelbox bak

Skeez' is vary upset and his face is leeking, so I deesided to give him bak his tunnel box to make him feel better. I kinda like the cozy reesykling box with the peeping tom holes better, anyway.

Tuxie Toozday

Heer I am in the reesykul box. As yoo can see, it is not neerly as roomy and privit as my tunnel box, but it duz have a nice feecher: Peeping Tom holes on eech end. I keep tellin' Skeez', if this box is rokkin, don't bother nokkin'!

Hot Mama Monday

I got a fan male frum this cat. Her name is Halloween, and as yoo can see, she's one Hot Mama. She's a geezer like me. She sent Skeez' an emale with her pickcher and askt if he'd pass it along to me. Heer's whut she sed:

I tried to find an email address for Rocky, but I couldn't locate it. Could you please show Rocky my photo?

I am 15 years old. I like a man cat in a tux. I am named for the most important day of the year in San Francisco: Halloween. But I got this name because of the colors of my coat: black and orange. I was the runt (just like you, Skeez!) of a feral litter. I showed up in my human bean's back yard soon after I was born with my brothers and sisters. When my mom wouldn't feed me, my person took me in and gave me a nice place to live.

Tell Rocky that I sometimes try to stay outside because I liked it when I was a kitten. But I always come back in at night or when it gets too cold or rainy. I get very mad at my people when it rains and tell them to turn the outside faucet off in the clouds but they do not listen to me. Does Rocky ever get annoyed like this? I like climbing the big incense cedar tree in my back yard. I can do a few circus tricks on it.

Anyway, pass my photo along to Rocky & please and tell him I love nip if he wants to share!

Halloween

PS Now that I have a photo to share, I'll see if I can get my person to set up a blog for me!

Let me say agin that Halloween is ONE HOT MAMA and I can't wate to share my primo stash with her.