Friday, August 04, 2006

The Adventures of ME!



My frend Skeezix is a filmmaker. This is his secund moovey project. It's called "The Adventures of Rocky the Gutter Cat". He asked me to star in it, wich meens the moovey is all abowt ME. I didn't git a trayler during the filming to git fixed up in wich was reely a disappointmint becuz I love trayler parks, but Skeez' explaned to me that this was a low bujit independint film, so traylers wernt part of the deel. I thot it turnd owt pritty good. And see, I'm alreddy dressd in my tuxedoe for the preemeer. THE END --- RtGC

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

maobert didn't par-ti-ci-pate in making the movie?
Rocky, aren't you afraid of a metal machine wif wheels running ofurr your tail?

Rocky the Gutter Cat said...

Mao had too menny demands. He sed Skeezix wood need to git him an ahntoorahzhe first. And the trayler with a groomer. And kreeativ lysinse. And points. So Skeezix asked me becuz I'd do it for a little 'nip and a Budwizer.

As for the metal masheen, as long as I stay in the gutter (wich is wut I do unless I go over to the mulch to poop or to my summur home in the driveway) I'm okay.

Anonymous said...

I like the versatelity with yer body. Yoo must have trained for a long time to get the body moovemant correct fer skeezix while waring yer tuxido.

Anonymous said...

Rocky, you ok out there in the heat? we is furry concerned about all of you in the horrible heat.

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Anonymous said...

Rocky, you are great in that movie. You are destined to be a big star! We agree with the Meezers. Are you OK in all this heat?