My Placemat Don't Need No Smell Reemooval

I have spent evry spare minit sinse Krissmiss werking on gitting my smell on my placemat, wich is ware I live now. But the lady sez she has to WASH it and git all the stink owt. NFW. Ferst, it's finely gittin broken in. Secund, my stink is a good stink. Therd, how will the vixins be able to sniff me owt win they come over???


So I'm standin' my grownd. I am Spartakuss.

Happy VD Vixins, and espeshully DMM

Well, as most of yoo know, I don't much do the Valentine's thing. I let the vixins do as they will, but they always come bak to old Rocky.

This yeer, one of my vixins was rocked by trajedy. It was DMM. Her valentine, Jake, wint to the Bridge. So I stept up and offerd to be her valentine if she wood take me. That's the valentine I made, rite up thare. I figyerd, yoo know, this mite be my last VD, so I've gotta grab luv by the short 'n' curlies, or sumthing like that. I just hope I don't git in too much trubble with Sadie. And Halloween. And Sophia. And on and on and on. Thare's always gonna be a vixin with her tail in a snit.

Gerls, thare's plenty of room on the placemat fur evrywun!

Godspeed, Jake

Jake stole one of my spicy vixins, so he must have bin one hubba hubba mancat. I gess he was okay, cuz he still let DMM come over and snuggle with me. I'm going bak to sleep on my placemat now.

Hi

Just wakin up frum my purrpetchewal nap to say hi. HI.

Happy Noo Yeer!

Merry Christmas to All My Vixins!

From Rocky, Skeezy, Mao and
TRIPPER THE PSYKO STRAY CAT!!!!

I sware...

... I had nuthin to do with it; I's bin to Nooterville!

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Duz anybuddy wunt Tripper for Krissmiss?

That stoopid Trip has bin trying to make me his spicy vixin. Winever he sees me he runs over and liks me all over my body for like ten minits until I'm soking wet. I try to preetend he's Sadie or Halloween or DMM or one of my other vixins, but thare's no gitting arownd that he has guy breth. And he also has no konsept of purrsunul space. HE TUCHES ME WIN I'M TRYING TO NAP! Win I tell him we're not buddies, he just liks me sum more. Parker, can we ship him to yoo for a Krissmiss prezint???

Eer Hares

Win yoo git to be a geezer like me, yer eer hares git all long and wild and owt of control and this is whut they look like. I have fownd that this terns sum vixins on. THE END --- RtGC

Farewell, Tiki

Goodbye Tiki. Keep a spot warm for me at the Bridge.

What duh ....?

So Mao was krankier than usual this morning. I think his kranky pants were givin' him a wedgie. Wich meens he was VARY LOWD. An uzhully I don't choo the fat with him cuz he bums my high, but this morning I had to ask, "Whut's up wit choo?" And then I got the news. Sinse Skeez is a Catster lackey now, I CANNOT ENTER THE SLEEPER CATEGORY OF THE WERLD'S COOLEST CAT CONTEST THIS YEER!!!! I have bin praktissing and praktissing gitting my sleepn' skills down so that I can DOMINATE the category only to lern that I can't enter. I wun that category in 2006 (forchewnitly, werd got owt abowt Gordy's illegal use of the Photoshop Kyoot Filter), and I was a finalist last yeer, and this yeer, with lots of praktiss, I was shur I cood go all the way. I OWN THAT CATEGORY, MAN! I meen, nappin', it's whut I DO!

I need a vixin fix.

Gutter Improovemints

I've upgraded my gutter with a Linkin. I think yoo vixins will like it.

Rocky's Male Bag

Well, yoo'll need to klik and biggify it to reed it, but heer is a vary ixsiting thing I got in my emale box today. It's an invitayshun for a Porsche Lemans weekend. And I can bring along a gest. Hmmmm, wich one of my spicy vixins shood I take? The one hoo's bin WOOHOOing Jeter Harris?



Well, it terns owt the SV hoo's bin WOOHOOing Jeter Harris also gave me a Visa card award this week, and it will come in handy to pay for the Porsche weekend. So all is furgived. C'mon on, Sadie, pak sum toys and nip and let's go fur a lost weekend!!!!

Now I just hafta figyer owt wich deddykayted reeders of my blog to pass this award along to!

Werdless Wenzday: How I got my Name

Widebody Wenzday

Rocky's Male Bag

I got sum good male today. It's fur a bettin' site. I like gamblin'.
I chekt owt the inside. It looked pritty good. Yoo can bet on football, and yoo can play blakjak. And, they have spicy WOO HOO vixins on the inside. WOO HOO WOO HOO WOO HOO! (Take that, Sadie. I can WOO HOO with the best of 'em.)


I love my Football Playbook betting book. I just wanna kiss it.
Gamblin is fun. It mite even be more lukritive than the VDR bizniss!

Hmm, Sadie wuz chekkin' owt Jeter Harris

Jeter Harris was showing off his big ole' butt today, and my Spicy Vixin Sadie was salivayting and wint "WOO HOO." Makes me wunder how many other mancats she is woohooing over.

Vary Disturbin.

Gutter Chek

I've bin feelin' pritty good lately, so I wint owtside to chek on my gutter to see how it is.

Hmmm. Mr Tinydik is still letting 50 millyun galluns of water run down the street EVEN THO WE HAVE A DROWT and all that water makes my gutter too wet to sleep in. Not much has changed sinse the last time I kundukted a gutter inspekshun.


The sidewalk is still pritty cumfterbul. I'll just krash heer for a bit.

I am livvin the life of Riley. Life is good.

Duhr. Hooz Riley? (channeling my inner Jeter Harris.)

Widebody Wenzday

How duz a porker like that git airborn?

Hey! That looks like me!