In the meentime, I'm trying to trak Mao down so he'll come bak and manaje the interns. I can't run the hole bizness by myself, yoo know! Mao's alwayz sayin, "I'm an idea man -- the big pikcher guy. Yoo werk owt the deetales." Sownded good at the time, but reeely, it just meens that he duzn't do any of the werk. Maybe I'll save up my munneys to buy him owt.
Heer is a pikcher of the interns last nite. As yoo can see, thare vary entooziastik but not vary disiplind.
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If you gots a cold, then maybe you should visit yer fambly in Bakersfield - Mommakitty says it is furry warm there...maybe that would warm up yer cold. We're keepin' ya in our prayers dude!
I gots 1.85 in change, four milk jug rings, two crinkly balls and a fev-ver butt mouse. Do yoo think Mao wood take dis in payment for hiz share of da bizness? I wood be happy to gif it to yoo or become yoor partner in da VDR bizness. Dem interns look like dey wood be fun to play wif. I'm glad yoor still kicken Rocky, and I'd be happy to come over and warm up yer cold.~Sadie
Oh gudness, with yer cold yoo shuldn't be werking yerself into the guttur! Mao needs to be a grate partnur and help yoo capshur the sekret ingredient frum the inturns.
Sadie is putting up quite an offur.....the one to warm yoo up and get yoo ovur yer gizzur cold. Oh, and the othur offur is tempting too!
Deer Rocky. I hope your kold is getting a bit better. Are you still in the shower room?
I have been hanging arownd my paradise room upstairs ware it is nice and hot, as apposed to downstairs ware it is freezing. I have to get the pricky thing and then my arm feels like jello (wat ever that is). I feel like krap too. I feel like eating and I have not been barfing... but I feel like krap.
OH GUESS wat? your pakidge came in the male!! Thank you so much for the holy Lourdies waters... what am I supposed to do with it? should I splash some on my furs? Thank you. Has the waters helped you?
Maybe we need a vakashin.
headbutts ~ CAESAR
Kimo & Sabi: no way I'm going to Bakersfeeld. Perl the Cat livs thare -- and she wint to live thare becuz she was vary meen to me and tride to git me to moove away frum home. But maybey I'd go to Porterville ware my Gramma livs with all the weener dawgs. Weener dawgs are much nicer than Perl.
Caesar - My peepul put the water neer the part of my body that was in trubble (my hart and my kid-me's) and then they sed a St Francis purrayer:
St. Francis, Patron Saint of animals, watch over my cat [name]
and keep him safe and healthy.
Heavenly Father, you created all things for your glory and made us stewards of this cat. If it is your will, restore him to health and strength.
Blessed are you, Lord God, and holy is your name for ever and ever.
Amen
oh, dear!!! not furry disciplined? does that mean they're likely to go off without provocation?
you better take sadie up on that offer of aid an' comfort, an' rest up. let the business go to heck (not quite as far as h*ll) for a while, an' get better by lookin' out for #1 (that's YOU, ol' buddy)!
Rocky, I hope you are feeling better. That was very kind of you to share the Lourdes water with Caesar. Even though I hate wearing clothes, if it would make you feel better, I could put on a nurse's outfit and give you some special medicine.
Meowm and I are still thinking good thoughts for you, saying purrayers and keeping our paws crossed! Oh, and we will keep watch for Mao and if we see him, send him packing home to take care of business!
Wow. You got the interns matching outfits! I can tell that Skeezix didn't design them though 'cuz he'd never do stripes like that and the outfits would be pink.
I hope that they work out or that you can get Mao to FOCUS!
Feel better, okay?
DMM
Rocky, thanks for saying I'm h-o-t. Since you think I'm hot, maybe both Sadie and I can warm up that cold of yours.
Mao doesn't sound like much of a partner so maybe you should seriously consider Sadie's offer. You don't need all the added stress as you're trying to get well.
Purrs,
~Bathsheba
Oh, rats! I wish you didn't have a cold. You know what that means. Yes! Another feel better song. Here I go:
::sings::
In the forest, when the moon is bright,
(Whump, Whump, Whump!)
All the bears go dancing in the light,
(Thump, Thump, Thump!)
'Round a circle they do go,
Bear-y stiff and bear-y slow,
Singing with a bearish sort of sound,
(Grump, Grump, Grump!)
In the field between the 'tato rows,
(Hush, Hush, Hush!)
All the mice are dancing on their toes,
(Shush, Shush, Shush!)
If the cat should chance to roam,
They would all go running home,
Down their holes they'd scamper in a flash,
(Mush, Mush, Mush!)
Feel better, Rocky! Colds are no good.
Rocky, that was very, very nice of you and your people to send Caesar your holy water. Did you hold some back in case you needed it again? I hope you stop sneezing and that you stop feeling like crapola very soon.
Purrs...
Yoo should seeryussly fink about Sadie's offer (Bofe of them)cuz it duzn't look like Mao's going to be much help.
Do yoo fink yoo should stop sleeping in the shower? Don't spose that'll help yer cold much. Go and find a nise warm sunbeam (or Sadie) instead.
rocky,
feel better mi frend. i am wurried abowt u.
hurry up!
luv--yer grate an loyal frend--jh
Dear Rocky
Mom says she knows all about those 'big pikshur' people. She worked for one, and he did just like Mao, dump all the 'details' on her!
I think you should send some of that holy water to Jeter. He's not lookin' so good these days ...
your girl
Sophie
I bet those interns STINK! Better get new ones.
Hope you feel better soon.
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