Sunday, June 24, 2007

I herted my paw

I think the Spicy Vixins need to dress up in thare nurses owtfits and come over and take care of ol' Rocky Boy. I herted my paw this morning. It bleeded. The peepul got home frum the cherch thing they go to and saw the blud on my paw and they asked, "Rocky, what'd ja do to yer paw?" And I just kinda shrugd my sholders and din't tell them. They cuddled me and put sum hurty liqwid on it and tride to ixamin it and menshund sumthing abowt the V-E-T wich is always BAD NEWZ (ixsept if the vet givs me good psykadelik drugs). Skeezix offerd to put on his dokter's owtfit, but yoo know, he's just not the same as a spicy vixin. And he's a littul too eeger to put a thermomuter up my poophole. --- THE END --- RtGC

20 comments:

Ikaika said...

Oh, gosh, Rocky! That looks very painful. I know it hurts when they clean your paw after you've hurt it, but it's so you don't get infections and stuff. I hope you feel better soon and don't have to go to the v-e-t.

Your friend,

'Kaika

P.S. I'll be sure to tell my spicy vixens about your hurt paw. They may have a few suggestions on how to make it feel better ... but, wait ... your spicy vixens already know how to do that! What was I thinking???

Halloween said...

Oh Rocky, I am sorry about your paw! I am calling my Food Dude's sister, Nurse Estelle, and asking her how to help you. (Nurse Estelle is an animal lover. She loves DOGS most but she is still ok.) Maybe she will loan me her outfit so I will look official and can come and help heal you up!

Max said...

Ow. Doood, that looks awfully hurty. I think you should get extra crunchy treats, because that will fix it. Or at least make you feel better.

Cecilia & The 2Bs said...

Oh Rocky! That looks looks like a bad owie! Hope it will feel better soon.

caricature said...

Oh Rocky that looks nasty ~ wonder what were you trying to claw ~ hope the vet takes good care of your paw and you soon recover completely!

Eric and Flynn said...

Oh Rocky bet that hurts. Hope yer Spicy Vixens are on theer way, cuz they'll soon take yer mind off it.

Parker said...

Owie! Owie! Owie! Rocky, that looks terrible! I hope you are OK! What did you do to get that owie on your paw? Was there somethin' sharp in the gutter?

The Furry Kids said...

What happened? That looks very, very hurty. I hope you didn't have to go to the V-E-T.

Love,
Tazo

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh Rocky, that look furry painfull. I'll be rite over to help make it better. Hmm, better bring some extra nip fur da pain and some tem-tay-shuns so yoo can keep yoor strength up. Oh, and an extra blanket because I'm sher all the other vixens will show up too. Okay, here I come...~Sadie

Daisy said...

Oh no! That looks very very hurty. I hope you did not hurt your paw trying to type with one clawr on the Blackberry. That might mean it was my fault. I am sorry. I did not mean to make you get hurted. ::hangs head down low::

The Meowers from Missouri said...

ouch, dude! we hear the Vixen Van fulla spicey vixens is on its way wif some prescriptions fur you--one fur plentya 'nip an' one for plentya spice. you's gonna be just fine!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Rocky! Dude, it looks like one of those interns terned rabbid and yanked out a claw! Ugh, ow!!

Chase

Riley & Tiki said...

OWWW!! We hope the peepul are able to fix your paw so you don't have to go to the vet

DK & The Fluffies said...

Yipes - I hope you are ok! ~Fiona Bun

Junior said...

That looks like a purrty good owie! Did you puul out a toenail? I hope it feels better now!

Derby said...

Rocky that does not look good. Get better soonest.

Kimo & Sabi said...

Aaaaacccchhhh! Dude - that's pretty mancat, but also yucky! Hope it heals soon!

Pumpkin said...

Ewww! Poor Rocky! Wuz it a cut or did a claw get pulled off? Yu better let the peepul cleen it and put anty-biotiks on it so yu don't get an infekshun and haff to go to the vet.

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Oh, Rocky, I just heard the news! I'll be right over with the rest of the vixens. Did you get your claw stuck? One of my extra claws doesn't retract and I sometimes get it stuck in things if Mom doesn't give me those awful pawdicures. I curse at her and even bite her sometimes when she tries to unstick me. I get so angry at being stuck that I could easily rip it out. I hope that didn't happen to you.

Purrs,
~Bathsheba

Honey P. Sunshine said...

i hope yer paw feels better