Thursday, July 24, 2008

Open Letter to that Stoopid Psyko Tripper

Deer Tripper,

Dood, I am a DOOD. I don't know whut kind of psyko mind games yer tryin to play with me, but I've sed it beefore and I'll say it agin: DO. NOT. LIK. ME.      EVER. This morning win yoo jumped up on the bed and gave me 18 (yes, 18, I was cownting) liks on my hed, I had to spend the rest of the day trying to git that imije owt of my mind and I coodn't nap cuz I thot I'd have dreems abowt yoo and me and Karl and Ruis going to Karnival together. I AM NOT YER SPICY VIXIN. That's whut Parker's for. So why don't yoo by a grayhownd bus tikkit for OH-HI-OH and give her a vizit. And leeve me alone furrever yoo psyko loozer.

Rocky the Guttercat

13 comments:

Motor Home Cats said...

Poor Rocky. Did Tripper get his germs on you. It just means he likes you as a brother. We lick each other all the time and we are brothers - its what brothers do.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

dear sweet rocky. i am ever so sorry that happened to you.

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxooxxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Maybe you had some food on your head that needed cleaning off.
Can you ship a truckload of your VDR over to London? It's urgently needed there.

Parker said...

Heh-heh-heh...

LZ said...

EWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Chase

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Oh Rocky! Maybe, I hope, he is just being brofurly...if he's not den he is one weerd dude.~Sadie

Earl Grey said...

Dude! That ain't right.

Daisy said...

Maybe you had some dirts on your head and Tripper was just helping you stay clean? Maybe you should get a mirror, just to be safe.

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

But you're a Tasty Geezer, Rocky! Tripper's gotta lick you at least a little bit!
DMM

Anonymous said...

Um... ewwwwwww. That's my spot!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

dizturbing, vary dizturbing...

(angel) Grrreta and Fam said...

Eighteen licks? I was going to say that maybe you had a little stinky goodness on your head, but there's no way you had eighteen licks worth.

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Awwww Rocky... he just loves ya like a brother! Orion does that to me to....sometimes it's okay, sometimes I tell him where to go.