Friday, May 18, 2007

They took Skeez' and Mao away!!!!

The man taked Skeez and Mao away this afternoon in the bloo masheen and HE DIDN'T BRING THEM BAK!!!! I did sum investigayting and discuverd that they were shipt away to kitty prizzin. WE'VE GOTTA BRAKE THEM OWT!!!!! Evrybuddy: EMALE the prizzin and let them know that Skeez and Mao are being kept aginst thare will and they need to send them bak home!

Heer's thare emale adress: info@waghotels.com

Tell them that yer a frend of Skeezix and if they won't let him come home, at leest they can show him on a webcam with a copy of 2day's noozpaper to let us know he's still alive!

And need I reemind yoo that Mao is the branes beehind "Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt" and if sumthing happens to him, the cumpanny will probly go under!!!!

26 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

WHAT! How cood this of happened. What about yoo and Tripper, are yoo safe? We'll get rite on this...Zippy call a lawyer, what do yoo mean mom won't let yoo use da fone anymore. Calls to China, are yoo crazy...

Jeter and Mickey said...

i am ritin now ...
skeez an mao are probublee havin massagez an brekfas in bed in da wag hotel!
duhr.

Daisy said...

YIKES! I will get right on this!

Parker said...

Uh oh! We'll get busy! This is awful! Yikes, Yikes, Yikes!

The Meezers said...

uh oh. um, why didn't Mr TF abduct you and Tripper too? is you gonna haf a party wif Mao and Skeezix gone?

Tara said...

I agree with Jeter, I think they are living the good life right now....
Tara

Suzanne said...

hmmm. this is most curious.

be calm, rocky. i'll investigate and report my findings.

**

from my preliminary research, it does not appear that skeezix and mao are being held in a sub-par facility.

--suz, agentius felinius

Gemini said...

Oh no! Poor Skeezix and Mao!

jcfloresinc said...

We'll get tour email off right away. We hope they are doing okay.
Samantha & Tigger

DaisyMae Maus said...

Gosh ... The Wag Hotel sounds like a nice place to go ... IF YOU'RE A WOOFIE! I wonder why Mr. TF would send Skeezix and Mao there ... De-programming?
DMM

Marie the Defender said...

We are shocked to find Skeezix actually hauled away from the computer...and Mao forced to return from his exciting adventures...to go to PRISON!!!

We're on it!

Donny and Marie and Casey

Karen Jo said...

Skeezix and Mao were sent to a prizzen with woofies??? That just isn't right. Where are you and Tripper staying? Outside?

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Ohhh this is not gud. I bet thowse pickturs are a total frunt and the place is a prizzun with bars and cold floors!

Halloween said...

This place is just 10 minutes or so from our house! Hey, maybe I can get my food dude to go and bail them out! He's a public defender! Or maybe we should call Sgt. Forrester at the Animal Cops and get her to help them. What do you think Rocky? Do you have their inmate numbers? You can email me at HalloweenTheCat@gmail.com if you have the info!

Eric and Flynn said...

this is terrybull. We looked at the prizzin site, and it's all woofies. They'll go crazy.What's Mr. TF up to?

Anonymous said...

We say, "Send Halloween to the rescue." Skeezix and Mao won't be able to live in a place with all those DOGS! The noise alone would drive one insane!

~Jake & Bathsheba

(Trouble posting-sorry for the "anonymous.")

The Meowers from Missouri said...

thanks for the heads-up, dude! we emailed that facility an' told 'em in no uncertain terms that they better treat the boys right!!

we hope you an' trip can manage while they're away . . . can you say, par-TAY!!!!?

Mu shue Pooh King Cat said...

Oh rocky I on my way to get this taken care of right now

Free skeexix and Mao i need his faison advice i always ask

WWSW ( what would skeezix were)

Lilly Lu

Marilyn MonREOW said...

Oh, my! So awful for Skeezix and Mao. I hope they let Skeezix keep his beautiful toenails!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Say, Rocky, if yoo get to lonely yoo can always come over to my howse. I have a new 'private' place where my brofur and sisfur won't bother us. Or we cood just come to yoor place fur a PARTAY!

Chairman Mao said...

Uh oh, sounds like Skeezix and Mao are in trubble! We gotta try an' spring 'em somehow. I'm real good at figurin' out stuff -- I think we gotta plan us a jailbreak!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

The Meowers from Missouri said...

where are they? oh, woe! where are they???? haf you heard anything???

Skeeter & LC said...

LC: Wait, what? Are they really taken away? Do they need a place to stay?

Halloween said...

Rocky, who told you that Skeezix and Mao were going to cat prison? They actually had a luxury vacation at a cat hotel in San Francisco, right near my place! Why didn't you get to go along? I think Mr. TF and the Food Lady are trying to keep us apart. Or maybe you will get to go next time, and we can bring you over to climb on my big trees, have some nip, eat some greenies, and then take a cat nap!

Lux said...

Rocky, where is that peyohtee you were talking about?

Daisy said...

Rocky, I heard you were not feeling too well today. So, I wanted to tell you that I hope you feel better soon.