Monday, May 14, 2007

7 Randum Fax abowt Me

Ok, I've bin tagged by many of my spicy vixins to be part of this meme, so heer are seven randum fax abowt me:
  1. I make egzaktly ONE sownd. And it's a reely annoying whine. I don't do it becuz I don't know how to make other sownds, I make it becuz it gits reezults. Like fer egzampul, to shut me up, the peepul will open more cans of catfood, and pik me up and cuddle me, and give me treets, and sprinkul nip on my planche' a griffe. If I had a spesifik "feed me" voice, I'd miss owt on all the rest. Pritty smart, huh?
  2. Me and Mao don't egzaktly git along.
  3. For the ferst part of my life I didn't play. Then Joonyer came along and he made me rassle with him. That was fun. Then I coodn't git enuf of playin'. I was deprest win Joonyer wint away, but after a yeer, Skeez started playin and rasslin' with me, and I slowly got bak to playin agin.
  4. Win I play, I like to run up the walls and do a summersalt in the air.
  5. My faverit toys are a) string and b) felt Tuff Mice.
  6. Becuz of the problims with my thigh-roids and kid-mes, I eet a lot and drink a lot of water. I can eezily eet 6 or 8 cans of stinky goodniss evry day. And I pee huge briks.
  7. I lernd that becuz of my problims with my thigh-roids and kid-mes, I can pee and poop anyware I darn well pleeze and they won't git too mad at me. They think I can't help it, but uzhully it's just becuz I don't wunt to walk all the way down the hall to the cat box.
  8. And one more thing. I DO have a faverit spicy vixin. Do yoo think yoo can gess hoo it is???

15 comments:

Parker said...

Well, by process of elimination (Har!) I know it isn't me! I dunno, there are so many pretty vixens out there! Who is it Rocky?

DaisyMae Maus said...

I don't know for sure who your favorite "Spicy Vixen" is, but I do know that her name had better rhyme with DAISYMAE MAUS!
DMM, the spiciest, most picante of the vixens

The Meezers said...

we finks that your favorit spicy vixen is named - ALLOFTHEM

Daisy said...

Rocky, running up the walls and doing a somersault sounds like a very wonderful trick. I been trying it, but so far I just have a headache.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yeah, It's gotta be yoo Daisymae Maus! I think it can't be me acuz I flirt wif other mancats and Rocky duzent reely like dat. Tho he'd be proud to know that I too do the wall/summersalt. That's why almost every piksher of me is either laying on my kwilt or some other spot. If I ain't laying around I'm moving to fast fur da camera!~Sadie

Halloween said...

Hey DMM - you've got some competition! I want to be the favorite! Rocky, I think it is very impressive that you can do a somersault off the wall. I can't do that but I can do tricks on the big tree in my back yard - like swing a full circle around the giant limbs on the tree! Also I like to rassle and play. You can come to San Francisco and visit any time. In fact, didn't you live here before? And didn't you leave your heart here? xxxxxxooooo lotsa nip xxxooo

The Furry Kids said...

Hmmmm, I don't know about the spiciest vixen. Is there a list to choose from? I know it's not me because I think I'm too young to be a spicy vixen.

Love,
Tazo

PS - Are you still grounded?

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

I was thinking Sadie but DMM is probably the one! Glad to hear more about you dude, we don't hear enough about you these days.

Chase

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

So, are yoo going to tell us who yoor favorite spicy vixen is?~Speedy

Karen Jo said...

I am very impressed that you can run up the wall and turn a somersault. I wonder who the favorite Spicy Vixen is. Could the Meezers be right?

Phoebe said...

Your list is very good. You are an interesting cat, Rocky. I can't guess about your favorite Spicy Vixen because I don't know who they all are. But DMM is already taken by Jake, so I don't think it is her... Hmmm.

Ariel said...

Lol... #7 Rocky your great :)

Jake and Bathsheba said...

DaisyMae Maus may be the spiciest vixen, but she's MY girlfriendcat.

~Jake

One of us said...

Oh Rocky you are such a gutter cat. We can only hold you in awe ~poiland tribe

DK & The Fluffies said...

Oh, please say it is a new spicy vixin bun!