Widebody Wenzday

Win yer peepul try to forse barfy diet food down yer throtes, show them this moovey, and they will suddenly think yoo look like Nikole Richey and maybey even giv yoo a slice of hamm. (And yes, this owner is stoopid.)

Tunnel Box Tuxie on Toozday

This is ware I spended the nite.... plenty of room, gerls!!!

Formerly Ferul Friday

Heer's that Formerly Ferul Psyko Stray Cat Tripper. He's kinda made himself at home. Next thing yoo know, he'll be wunting his own blog, and he'll be trying to steel my harem or my tunnul box!

I got it bak...........!

Widebody Wenzday

This gloryius widebody's name is Cabbit. Hmmm.... I wunder if she's singul?

Tuxie Tummy Toozday

This is the side of me that my harem sees most offin.

Rocky's Male Bag

This week I got a broshure in the male from Ava Chen D.D.S. and Victor Kvikstad D.D.S. Famly Dentistry. I almost thru it away, but sinse I needed sumthing to reed in the catbox, I gave it a look-see.

I HATE having my teeths werked on, but I notist sum servises that they offer that I don't think I can git frum the regyuler vet man torcher guy. For ixzampul, "New Deep Bleaching The Next Evolution in Teeth Whitening!" and "Dental Implants Say Good-bye To Loose Dentures" and "Perfect Looking Teeth in Just A Few Visits". That sownds pritty good, becuz my teeths are a littul yellow becuz I'm a geezer, and loose denchers sownds pritty bad --- if I git implants, they say I can enjoy all my faverite foods. Bring it on!

I think I owe it to the spicy vixins in my harem to have purrfikt looking teeths. They offer a 15% senior diskownt, and sumthing called "Friendly Patient Financing." It's hard for me to be frendly win I'm havin my teeths werked on, but if it ment I cood afford purrfikt looking teeths, maybe it wood be werth it to be more kongeeniul.

Have any of yoo had dentul implants or deep bleaching frum Ava Chen D.D.S. or Victor Kvikstad D.D.S. Famly Dentistry? Did it werk? Did it hert? Did yoo git to enjoy all yer faverit foods? Did it help yoo with the ladeez?

Whut a grate box!

Thare's this reely grate long tunnel box upstares in the hall. It's even dekerated reel nice with an archt entryway on both ends. So finely I desided to go inside and chek it owt... and it terns owt it'd be a grate place to hang with my harem becuz it's vary spayshus. So I made myself at home and waytid for some of my gerls to teleport over. Win all of a suddin, the wite rat comes up and sez it's HIS tunnel box, and I needed to git owt, and he was mad cuz I got my smell all over it. Well, ya know, finders keepers and all that. So I sed, "Yoo wanna peese of me???" And he sed he wuz gonna go tell on me, and that the food man made the box just for him. And he sat owtside flexin his NON-EXISTINT MUSSELLS (sorry, Daisy, but it's troo), and flappin' his yapper, and I sed, "Go ahed and rat me owt, ya littul wite ratfink," and he kept pokin at me frum owtside the box, and then I wint to sleep. THE END --- RtGC

Widebody Wenzday

In keeping with last week's WW foto, I'm posting anuther of a cat with his flab purse hangin down. This is a rainbow bridje cat named Poynting. He's otherwise not sooper obeese, but he duz have that nice flab purse thing going!

Tuxie Toozday

OK, I'm sending this one in to CatsInBoxes.com. The peepul were lookin for me tonite, but I was chillin in an office box, just trying to git away frum the wite rat. It was nice and peesefull, ixsept I kept heerin them yell my name. And win they fownd me, I thot of da grate Jeter Harris becuz I was "laffin and laffin." THE END --- RtGC

Fund-Razing Auction to help Brandi's Mom: ENDS TODAY!

This is frum Skeezix's blog. He askt me to post it. Bidding ends at midnite tonite PST.


Heer's Mao's descripshun:
Most of yoo know that Brandi's mom's unemploymint runs owt this munth: and after that, NUTHING! Things are vary scary for them. So, as promist, Mao is auctioning off his byootiful pink satin boodwahr robe (just like mine, ixsept a size MED) and give the proseeds to Brandi's mom. This is the vary same fame-us robe that Mao pozed in for a challinge, and then Kismet pozed in for a challinge. This byootiful robe is a medium size, and IT HAS MAO's SMELL and KISMET'S SMELL on it. AND Rocky has agreed to sleep on it so it has his smell, too, and he has been likking himself on it. So it's reely a one-of-a-kind item yoo can't git anyware else! Even if yer not a robe-waring cat, just being abul to sniff all thoze smells is reezin enuf to buy it!

And Mao and Rocky have agreed to donate a can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt to the highest bidder! And I'm also donayting one of my majik morfing Skeezix mugs! So the high bidder gits:

• Pink Satin robe with Mao, Rocky and Kismet's smell on it
• An awtografft foto of Mao's boodwahr shot waring the robe
• A can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt
• A majik morfing Skeezix mug!

The robe is pink satin with a comfy terry lining and it's trimmed in furry stuff. It has a modesty tie arownd the waste. Yoo can reed all the deetales of this robe by klikking heer.

>> GO HEER to REED ALL the DEETALES and submit a bid (DO NOT submit bids on this post.)

Widebody Wenzday

Buy the Sissy Pink Bathrobe and Help Brandi's Mom!

Mao is awkshuning off the sissy pink bathrobe that BOTH MAO and KISMET pozed in for a fund-razing challinge. ALL proseeds will go to Brandi's mom, whooze unimployment benefits end next week.

>> GO HEER TO BID or git more deetales.

Tuxie Toozday | Toze Toozday

Spicy Vixin Sunday

This is a pikchur of a harem that my frend 'Kaika has. He wunted to proove he had a harem, too -- but his persun won't let him have a blog, so he had no way of showing off his harem. 'Kaika is the hansum tabby in the middul, with Midnite and Miss Kitty (the cow cat). Nice harem, 'Kaika!

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 5

The 13 things I look for in a spicy vixin:

1. Spicy-ness
2. Vicey-ness. Must luv to spend hole days in the gutter doing nip and other stuff.
3. Notty-ness. If yer not notty, don't bother to apply.
4. Plays well with others. This is a harem. Yoo have to share. The good nooz is, thare's plenty of ole' Rocky to go arownd.
5. Givs a good nek and sholder massaje.
6. Izn't TOO uppity. Sum uppityness is ixpektid, espeshully if yer spicy. But yoo won't go all wimmin's lib on me if I ask yoo to bring me a beer.
7. Likes gutters.
8. Duzn't suddinly git hed-aches win we're reddy to git down to bizniss.
9. Duzn't ixpekt me to lissen to all her problims.
10. Will let me watch "The Man Show" in peece and qwiet.
11. Likes to jump on trampoleens wile I watch.
12. Izn't looking to raze a bunch of littul Rocky Joonyers. I've had my hoohaectomy, gerls!
13. Is a member of Rocky's Spicy Vixins Klub.
    

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Widebody Wite Wenzday: Sebastian

I got a two-fer today: a widebody wite cat named Sebastian.

Tuxie Toozday

Sittin in the gutter, wayting for my harem to show up...

Happy Noo Yeer!

... and a Happy Gotchaversery to DaisyMae Maus, my harem qween!!!!