- Eet 6 or 7 cans of Fancy Feest Turkey and Giblets in the green can.
- Sleep on the chare in the cat bedroom.
- Sleep in the green cooshun chare by the lake in the bak yard.
- Drink a few galluns of water owt of the big lake in the bak yard.
- Hang owt in the gutter.
- Sit in the cat mint.
- Krap in the mulch.
- Eet gutter grass.
- Rekreeayshun: Do nip and play with the felt mousie and clime the walls. Play chase with Skeezix.
- Win the man in the bloo shorts comes, chek to see if I have any credit card offers or other male. If I do, fill owt the offers and put them bak in the box for the man in the bloo shorts to take away.
- Wine for food.
- Drink the kitty water fowntin in the house dry.
- Pee big briks in the litter box upstares.
Friday, October 06, 2006
My best frend Skeezix and Mao did sumthing called a Thursday Thirteen, so I thot I'd give it a try. Heer are thirteen things I do evry day: