Friday, October 06, 2006

MY Thursday Thirteen

My best frend Skeezix and Mao did sumthing called a Thursday Thirteen, so I thot I'd give it a try. Heer are thirteen things I do evry day:
  1. Eet 6 or 7 cans of Fancy Feest Turkey and Giblets in the green can.
  2. Sleep on the chare in the cat bedroom.
  3. Sleep in the green cooshun chare by the lake in the bak yard.
  4. Drink a few galluns of water owt of the big lake in the bak yard.
  5. Hang owt in the gutter.
  6. Sit in the cat mint.
  7. Krap in the mulch.
  8. Eet gutter grass.
  9. Rekreeayshun: Do nip and play with the felt mousie and clime the walls. Play chase with Skeezix.
  10. Win the man in the bloo shorts comes, chek to see if I have any credit card offers or other male. If I do, fill owt the offers and put them bak in the box for the man in the bloo shorts to take away.
  11. Wine for food.
  12. Drink the kitty water fowntin in the house dry.
  13. Pee big briks in the litter box upstares.
That's it. Now whut? --- THE END - RtGC


Maobert Nichols said...

Um, Rock', yer spost to do the Thursday Thirteen on THURSDAYS.

Rocky the Gutter Cat said...

Yer too anal Mao. Chill. How'm I spost to know win it's Thursday?

Sadie said...

Uh, Rocky, buddy, didja ever think that maebe if ya didn't drink outta the pool ya woodent haf pee problums? I think they put kloreen in der.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

just fur future reff-rence, if ya wanna know if when Thursday is, lissen fur the people ta say this: "that'll have to wait till tomorrow, when I get paid".

Ariel said...

I like your list.It made mom chuckle.

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Rocky, do you really get to eat that many cans of Fancy Feast? Man, are you lucky! All I get is one for breakfast and one for dinner. Mom and Dad add a few crunchies as a topping, but that's all! It's no wonder that I'm hungry all the time.


one of the pierce kitties said...

we votes with you, rockster--thursday should be whenever you want it to be! as cats, we are - after all - persons of the leisure persuasion!!

Rocky the Gutter Cat said...

Yes, I reely do eet that many cans of Fancy Feest. The dokter sed I shood be fed as much as I'll eet becuz of my thigh-roids.