- Eet 6 or 7 cans of Fancy Feest Turkey and Giblets in the green can.
- Sleep on the chare in the cat bedroom.
- Sleep in the green cooshun chare by the lake in the bak yard.
- Drink a few galluns of water owt of the big lake in the bak yard.
- Hang owt in the gutter.
- Sit in the cat mint.
- Krap in the mulch.
- Eet gutter grass.
- Rekreeayshun: Do nip and play with the felt mousie and clime the walls. Play chase with Skeezix.
- Win the man in the bloo shorts comes, chek to see if I have any credit card offers or other male. If I do, fill owt the offers and put them bak in the box for the man in the bloo shorts to take away.
- Wine for food.
- Drink the kitty water fowntin in the house dry.
- Pee big briks in the litter box upstares.
Friday, October 06, 2006
MY Thursday Thirteen
My best frend Skeezix and Mao did sumthing called a Thursday Thirteen, so I thot I'd give it a try. Heer are thirteen things I do evry day:
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Um, Rock', yer spost to do the Thursday Thirteen on THURSDAYS.
Yer too anal Mao. Chill. How'm I spost to know win it's Thursday?
Uh, Rocky, buddy, didja ever think that maebe if ya didn't drink outta the pool ya woodent haf pee problums? I think they put kloreen in der.
Rocky, do you really get to eat that many cans of Fancy Feast? Man, are you lucky! All I get is one for breakfast and one for dinner. Mom and Dad add a few crunchies as a topping, but that's all! It's no wonder that I'm hungry all the time.
~Jake
we votes with you, rockster--thursday should be whenever you want it to be! as cats, we are - after all - persons of the leisure persuasion!!
Yes, I reely do eet that many cans of Fancy Feest. The dokter sed I shood be fed as much as I'll eet becuz of my thigh-roids.
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