Hubba Hubba .... or not

Like many of yoo, I have closely bin following the story of the 44 pownd cat in Noo Jerzey. I thot she was hot. I wuz gonna rite her an emale to git her to join my harum.

But it terns owt she is a he hooz reel name is Powder (no reelayshun to Perfectly Parker's Powder, I don't think). Now I've got to disinfekt my brane fur thinking all thoze lood thots abowt how hot she was win I thot he was a she. Maybey now that I'm 17 yeers old, my eyesite is shot.

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PRODUKSHUN OF ROCKY'S VDR KONTINYOOZ

Given all of the reesint vishus deer sitings, sum of yoo have ixprest konsern over not being abul to order enuf Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt to keep yoo safe. Rest asherd, produkshun continyooz at rekerd levels.

Open Letter to that Stoopid Psyko Tripper

Deer Tripper,

Dood, I am a DOOD. I don't know whut kind of psyko mind games yer tryin to play with me, but I've sed it beefore and I'll say it agin: DO. NOT. LIK. ME.      EVER. This morning win yoo jumped up on the bed and gave me 18 (yes, 18, I was cownting) liks on my hed, I had to spend the rest of the day trying to git that imije owt of my mind and I coodn't nap cuz I thot I'd have dreems abowt yoo and me and Karl and Ruis going to Karnival together. I AM NOT YER SPICY VIXIN. That's whut Parker's for. So why don't yoo by a grayhownd bus tikkit for OH-HI-OH and give her a vizit. And leeve me alone furrever yoo psyko loozer.

Rocky the Guttercat

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Wondercat Wenzday

I liked this kartoon. Yoo shood watch it. Even tho Wundercat is not a Tuxie.

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat


An animated New Yorker cartoon by Jack Ziegler

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