I fownd a nice place to hang owt

Today I wint owt of the howse. Kinda like the old times beefore I got sik. It was grate. The wether was vary warm and I enjoyed sleepin on the chares by the pool. But it was hard to reelax, cuz a vishus yappy dawg mite brake thru the gate and chase me into the pool. So I looked for sumplace else to sleep that was safe frum dawgs. I fownd this grate red thing in the garaje. I've seen Skeeze ride arownd in it. I looked inside, and yoo know, it has 2 nice soft pillows inside, so I klimed in and wint to sleep. Unforchewnitly, the ladey had a cow cuz she didn't know ware I was and she thot the coyotes beehind owr howse ate me becuz she assumed I crawled into the forest to die, but I just kinda overslept becuz the pillows were so soft and cumfy. Boy, was she glad to see me! --- THE END by RtGC


PEE ESS: All yoo mancats hoo volunteerd to help me judge the Spicy Vixin category in the Halloween Contest: yer in for a treet! We can set back in owr Hugh Hefner robes and suk on sum big catnip cigars and ogle until we go cross-eyed. I mite even see if I can git Bathsheba to do some pole danses. Maybe after we can drop by Da Bing. Thanks for stepping up to the plate -- it's a thankliss job, but sumbuddy's gotta do it!