Tuesday, October 23, 2007

I fownd a nice place to hang owt

Today I wint owt of the howse. Kinda like the old times beefore I got sik. It was grate. The wether was vary warm and I enjoyed sleepin on the chares by the pool. But it was hard to reelax, cuz a vishus yappy dawg mite brake thru the gate and chase me into the pool. So I looked for sumplace else to sleep that was safe frum dawgs. I fownd this grate red thing in the garaje. I've seen Skeeze ride arownd in it. I looked inside, and yoo know, it has 2 nice soft pillows inside, so I klimed in and wint to sleep. Unforchewnitly, the ladey had a cow cuz she didn't know ware I was and she thot the coyotes beehind owr howse ate me becuz she assumed I crawled into the forest to die, but I just kinda overslept becuz the pillows were so soft and cumfy. Boy, was she glad to see me! --- THE END by RtGC


PEE ESS: All yoo mancats hoo volunteerd to help me judge the Spicy Vixin category in the Halloween Contest: yer in for a treet! We can set back in owr Hugh Hefner robes and suk on sum big catnip cigars and ogle until we go cross-eyed. I mite even see if I can git Bathsheba to do some pole danses. Maybe after we can drop by Da Bing. Thanks for stepping up to the plate -- it's a thankliss job, but sumbuddy's gotta do it!

12 comments:

Parker said...

Rocky, the next time you wander off for a long nap, leave the Food Lady a note, OK? Humans get all whacked out about stuff like that!

Black Cat said...

So glad you were safe but sorry the Food Lady was worried. Like Parker says, leave a note next time:) xxx

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

I find the stroller is a nice place to nap but not Out of Doors. Really Rocky, freaking your humans out right now is not cool. Mao is enough of a worry!

Kaze

Junior said...

I am so glad you didn't wander away to the forest.

That looks like a great place to nap!

Daisy said...

Rocky, I think it is OK for you to nap in the stroller as long as you tell somebody where you are going first. OK?

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Skeezix stroller looks very comfy -you should go out strollering with him one day!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Rocky! Promise dat yoo won't wander into da woods (to die!) or make da Food Lady crazy again. I worry when we don't hear from yoo. I know yoor a geezer and sick but still yoor a hot mancat!~Sadie

Henry Helton said...

That is a nice place for a nap.

Ariel said...

Glad your okay your lady must have been scared to death.

Black Cat said...

Hi again dear Rocky. I've given you an award so please pad over to my bloggie to pick it up - but please tell your Food Lady where you're going because if you go missing and worry her again I shall have to take it away (not really, hehe) :) xxx

DaisyMae Maus said...

You look furry comfy in that stroller, Rocky ... Is there room for me?
DMM

Mu shue Pooh King Cat said...

rocky this is tinker lilly i can spred magic dust and make and geezer cat frisky again. I maybe cute but i very spicey