Thursday, August 09, 2007

My Reeding Tabul

Now that I live on the bed, I realize I've bin missing owt on a lot of grate reeding. Thare's always lots of pile of books and maguzeens by the bed. And win the New Yorker comes, the man and the ladey fite over hoo gits to reed it ferst. And then win thare thru with it, I git to reed it.

Mostly, I just look at the pikchers and the funeez. Thare are a lot of werds in the New Yorker, and uzhully I don't reed thoze. Cuz that wood be too tiring. I just had to share this ishoo with yoo becuz it had a cat storey in it!!!! YES! A cat storey!!!! I was just flipping pages, and thare it was, this spicy vixin, probly coming to vizit me!

I think she was krossing Deth Valley JUST TO SEE ME!!!! She was HOT!

Heer, I'll tern it arownd so yoo can see the next one.... she is kliming a mowntin!

And now I think she is at the top of Mownt Witney!

Now she is taking in the view and looking for Castro Valley:

Now she's movving west, down the Mownt Witney:

And heer I think she got a wiff of nip and she's running as fast as she can to Castro Valley.

But she has to find the BART stayshun ferst:

Do yoo think she'll make it? I'm gonna go owt on my Balkuney and see if I can spot her!

Don't yoo agree this was a vary good storey.... and vary intellekchewul too!


Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

It was me coming to see yoo Rocky...okay, not reely. Mom won't let me out of da howse unsupervized so dat wood be imposibul. But I'd reely like to...~Sadie

Bitey. Lucy and Stevie said...

You better give that vixin a very special hit of nip after she comes all that way to see you!

The Meowers from Missouri said...

oh, yes! furry exciting!! we hope the story has a happy ending for you!

Daisy said...

That does look like a good story. But, Rocky? I think you are a little too close to the page. You might need to get some reading glasses.

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

That was a wonderful story, but I think Daisy is right you should see an eye VET.

Jeter and Mickey said...

i wuz reedin sum uv da wordz an saw da followin:
"scandalous affair ..."
wut'z "scandalous"?
jus wunderin.

Eric and Flynn said...

We hope she finds her way to Castro Valley. We got our paws crossed furr yoo.

Henry Helton said...

That is a good story. I feel smarter now.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Wow ... You've got Spicy Vixens all over the place, Rocky! How do you find time for all of us?

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Great story. If she was crossing Death Valley, she was definitely HOT!


Parker said...

You are worth the long journey - especially if you share you nip!

Caesar and Princess said...

We like the pictures in New Yorker magazine too. These are particularly cute!