Monday, August 13, 2007

It's like living in a spa

The peepul have bin pampering me ever sinse a cuppul of munths ago win they thot I had hart and kid me faylyer. So reesintly, the ladey bot a Furminator. She likes bying stuff on the innernets with ketchy names like that. She bot the Furminator becuz as yoo ladeez know, I'm a harey guy, and harey meens hareballs (I'm talkin abowt the kind yoo hock up, not the ones by yer Spot 13).

So the ladey started giving me massajes evry nite with the Furminator and WOW it's the gratest! I'm abowt five pownds liter cuz all my spare furrs are gone and my skalp is tingley. But it scared the bejezus owtta the wite rat win he saw all my furs in the trash. hehehe. I think he wet his pants. I watched him git close to the trash to snif all my throde away furs and then I wisperd "skeeeeeezix! skeeeeeeeeeezix!" and he jumped 8 feet in the air. HAHAHA! Well, gotta go. It's time for my Furminator massaje! THE END --- RtGC

19 comments:

Kimo & Sabi said...

We just gots da FURminator this past weekend!!! Sabi is still gitin' used to it (mainly cuz he can't sit still). I can only take a little at a time, but I fink I will eventually like it a lots! I wonder if my poochie belly is all fur and will go away?
Kimo

Daisy said...

WOW! You sure have lots of spare hair. If I used the Furminator, I would be nekkid because I have no spare hair.

I hope Skeezy was not to scairt.

Honey P. Sunshine said...

there's enuf fur there to make another kitty

Honey P. Sunshine said...

there's enuf fur there to make another kitty

meowers said...

ahahahahahahahahahaha! good trick on skeezy, rockster!!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh Rocky, do yoo think it's rite to scare da little guy like dat...I mean it's furry funny but mite not be da best thing to do. Yoo've seen my spot 13 babe, but I'll post it again if yoo'd like. We were studying yoor piksher, all rite, I was studying yoor piksher and noticed dat I cood see yoor pink skin in one spot...does dat keep yoo cooler?

Mosaic Cats said...

Oh Rocky,
When Mosaic Lady first used our furminator on me, so many furs came off that I had a bald spot on my side. You might think it was sexy.

I do not let her anywhere near my Spot 13. I am not from Brazil.

Sadie

Parker said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Did you really make Skeezix think you were in there? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Meezers said...

hahahahaha! great joke Rocky!!!

mommy is furry innerested in the furminator.

Karen Jo said...

I am very glad to learn that all that fur in the wastepaper basket was from the Furminator. You really scared Skeezix. I thought maybe you had gotten a lion cut.

DaisyMae Maus said...

We've had a Furminator for awhile ... Mom used to use it on Fudge Ripple 'cuz he'd get mega-matted fur an' he'd cry. None of us get fur matts, so it's retired to the junk drawer.
DMM

Henry Helton said...

That is a ton of fur! Holy Moly!

Lux said...

I never heard of this Furminator, but I'm with Daisy ... I'd have no hair left afterwards!

Tyler said...

We have that furminator thing and my momma can't believe how much furs I still have on. I only let her use that thing as long as the Temptations are coming. Even with those I have to walk away to let her know when enough is enough. She even pull the furs off of my tail! Hey maybe you and I can go into business making body fur wigs for cats like Dragonheart. If we get our friends to use it, we could have all different colored furs to offer. Maybe even Daisy would wear one our fur coats for Fashion Friday.

Eric and Flynn said...

Hahahahaha we's laffin about Skeezix finking yoo wuz in the trash. We would haf liked to see him jump 8 feet high. We hope he's ok reely though cuz he must haf been skeered furr yoo.

The Crew said...

Wow, that's quite a pile of hair. I can see how you'd be a few pounds lighter.

Ariel said...

Lol...Wow I need to get one :)

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ooooo i hope mommy doesn't see this. i have so much hair and daddy is alergik sos she may get some ideas.

you know, the chicks love a hairy cat tho.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ps Bendrix thinks that was a great joke to play ha ha ha ha