Friday, August 17, 2007

Friday 14

As many of yoo know, after my last trip to the emerjinsy vet, I cut bak on my partying and guttercat ways. I mooved inside the howse frum owtside, and discuverd that I love sleepin and livin on the peepul bed. I do spend a littul time on the balkuney, but mostly I stay on the bed abowt 23 howrs a day.

Heer are 14 things abowt living in my new home on the peepul bed:

  1. Win I started livving on the bed, the peepul bot me stares so that it is eezy for me to git up and down. Beefore it was vary hard to git up cuz I can't jump like I used to. Now I just walk rite up!
  2. The peepul don't like me sleepin krossways on the bed. I have to sleep in the same direkshun they do. They put me in pozishun win they come to bed, and I stay in that ixzakt same pozishun until I wake up in the morning.
  3. On Saterday nites, after the lites go owt, the peepul wrassle with each other and thare's a lot of yelling. They don't rassle with me. I have to moove arownd so I don't git kikt off the bed. I hate Saterday nites.
  4. After she goze to sleep, the ladey has a sownd that comes owt of her face that sownds like a trane going thru the bedroom. I need eerplugs.
  5. The man has a trumpet up his butt that make sownds all nite long, espeshully win they had mexikun food for dinner. He waves the cuvvers win the trumpet goze off and a bad smell comes owt and if the ladey is awake she makes a sownd like a cow moooing. The trumpet is stinky.
  6. If the man eets watermellun for deezert, he has to git up in the middle of the nite and go to his litter box in the cold tile room.
  7. The ladey duzn't like it win my furrs git all over the bed cuvvers, so she bot the Furrminator and startid grooming me to git all my loose furrs owt. Then she puts them in the garbije.
  8. Mao is mad that I git to sleep with the ladey.
  9. Sumtimes at nite I can heer the vishus deer owt by my gutter, and I git up and watch them frum my balkuney.
  10. They put a big bole of water in the bedroom so I can drink during the nite, but it is not as good as drinking from my Petmate Water Fowntin wich is in the cat bedroom.
  11. The best part of my day is win the peepul git reddy to come to bed with me and they moove Mao and Skeez' owt of the peepul bedroom into the cat bedroom, and I GIT TO STAY!!!!! Mao reely bellows win that happens. But he's a bad boob walker and 5am yowler, so he can't sleep in thare anymore. BUT I CAN!!!!
  12. The peepul always say good nite to me and pet me beefore they go to sleep. This is nice.
  13. Beefore the ladey comes to bed -- win it's just the man and me --- I go up on the bed ware he is and we have one-on-one guy time together. And win the ladey comes to bed I moove down by the end of the bed so she can have one-on-one time with the man.
  14. Thare is a small blak box by the bed with littul peepul in it and myoozik. But yoo can only heer them erly in the morning. The Ladey duzn't like them. Win she heers them talking and making myoozik she hits the blak box HARD and then the peepul shut up. But only for abowt 10 minits. Then she whacks the box agin and they shut up. This goze on FURREVER!!!!! It is vary annoying.

28 comments:

Jimmy Joe said...

I'm glad you get to sleep on the peeple bed, Rocky, and I'm glad they got you stares to get up there. Luckily we got a wiener dog ramp to the bed, so I can walk up that and save my jumpin' energy to get up on the fridge and try to get the Catnip Jar open.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

I think dat da beans shood change da way dey sleep to akomadate yoo. If yoo wanna sleep sideways yoo shood be abul to do dat. I think I shood come over now and snuggle yoo to sleep...okay?~Sadie

Daisy said...

You are very lucky to get to sleep in the people bed. I wish Skeezix got to sleep there, too. I hope he is not lonely at night.

Caesar and Princess said...

hahaha *snort*
excellent ramblings today.

We have to sleep in our special bedroom at night too... because Caesar is a ...."Pest"

Just be careful and don't get squished.

Purrrs, Princess

ps: I thought my dad was the only one with the horn up the butt...

ps2: which one of your peeple speaks dutch? we saw some dutch writing on kattenpraats bloggie.

just wondering...

have a groovy week-end old man <3

DaisyMae Maus said...

I think that I'd get pretty annoyed by trumpets in the bedroom an' nose racket.

My mom has one of those boxes with lights, music, an' tiny people. She says bad words at 6 AM, but not on weekends.

DMM

Henry Helton said...

People beds are awesome. I do not like to sleep in My Lady's bed when she is in it though, because she moves too much. It bothers me.

Cyclone Cats said...

when the wrestling happens at our house we get kicked out of the bed! Can you believe it? And they shut the door! the indignity!

Max said...

Your people wrestle? Who wins?

The Fluffy Tribe said...

OMG yer 'beans haf little 'beans in a box by their bed. You should probably not tell that sense they might get arrested if the poolice find out ~The Fluffy Tribe

PS our dad 'bean has a trumpet too, maybe they come installed in the boy 'beans only

Lux said...

Your bed at night sounds very busy! Maybe you should kick the people out of it so you can have some peace.

Honey P. Sunshine said...

ha ha ha , that's funny stuff rocky

Eric and Flynn said...

It's good sleeping on the peepul bed. Mum sez we should lern furrom yoo cuz Flynn sleeps rite across the bed, and sumtimes I do too, and sumtimes I sleep on theer heds and they wake up saying ******* hell Eric yer sufferkayting me.Our dad has got one of those butt trumpits too. We haf nefurr seen it, but we hear it, speshully when he's been drinking that ginniss stuff.
Yoo git to watch the rassling??? Huh we git shoved outta the bedroom and the door shut.

Tyler said...

Rocky-
It is good that you've stopped sleeping outside. You're lucky to spend all day and night in your peoples' bed. I think it's funny imagining Mao bellowing when they put him in his bedroom. You must feel special.

Parker said...

Wow Rocky, that's a noisy bedroom! Trains and trumpets and little beans in boxes! And wrestling too! You made my Mommy snort a little Diet coke on her computer screen today! Thanks for the great visuals of life as a bedcat!
Smooches to you!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Rocky, we live a similar life in the bedroom. In our house the stink comes from the Woman though and our music box goes off every 8 minutes for like an hour until she actually gets out of bed. Glad you're living the life!

Chase

The Crew said...

Gosh, you're so lucky you never have to leave the bed 'cept to use your litterbox. Do you get your meals up there too?

Honey P. Sunshine said...

ha ha ha ...booty trumpet!!!

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

I'm glad you like livin indoors - it is much safer and ever so comfortable. You are very lucky you get to sleep with the beans. It means you are special - make sure you tell the other cats so they are jealous.

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Rocky, my mom thought that that was one of the funniest posts ever. She read it very late last night and laughed and laughed. I'm glad that I don't have your bed troubles since I share the queen-sized bed with only Mom. But my Mom also does that #14 thing. Very annoying. I wish she'd just get up right away and feed me.

~Your Spicy Vixen Bathsheba

Victor Tabbycat said...

Hey, Rocky, if you tell all the beans' secrit bedroom stuff, you mite not get to sleep there anymore!

Rockster, Bloglines says you don't haf an RSS feed. Wha??? So, plz feed me!

Angus said...

Rocky, that was soooo funny, my mom is snorting, which is very annoying. But, I hear ya brother, my mom makes that frate trane sound too, but the trumpet went to the Very Sandy Place with her Worker Man. And the little peepul box?..She smacks it forever!

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

I love sleeping on da bed with mommy and daddy. At least your daddy is polite enough to shake the covers when his trumpet goes off. My daddy doesn't and sometimes me and mommy have to get up and leave the room for a while. Not cool.

~Donny

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

How are yoo doing Rocky? Feeling okay? We'z gonna haf a spa day tomoro and after my massawj I will come over and snuggle. Just make sher da man keeps his butt trumpet out of da room, dad was doing dat last nite and it was furry annoying...and stinky!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

oh wow, you have stinky trumpets, tranes, littul peeple in a blak box and a water bole!?! How wild! We hate it when the lady rassles with another purson too...we just watch cause its different than owe rassling. Forchunatlie its been a long time since she's rassles!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

'cept fur the noises an the smells, sounds like you've got a good thing there! we don't have Saturday Nights here, but we do have a variety of people to sleep on...3 teenage girls, each with a bed, and the Lady on a couch in the living room. she's our favorite to sleep on cuz even though the couch isn't big, she doesn't move around like those girls do.

The Crew said...

Rocky dude, congratz on winning the Q contest!

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Rocky, congratulations on your winning full Monty. We seem to remember that a similar pose by you won big in a Catster contest. Well done! Geezers rule!

~J&B

Monica said...

Wow, Rocky. I never knew that being a bed cat was so interesting. I don't stay in the bedroom at night.