Thursday, March 22, 2007

Woops

I kinda wint wild with the nip tonite and jumped on top of my tunnel box, and win I did, it IXPLODED!!!! I'm lukky I wasn't killd! Heer are the reemanes. Forchewnitly, the nip evvydinse was deestroyd too, so I won't git in trubbul with the awthoriteez. I'm bummd becuz I reely loved my tunnel box.

27 comments:

Daisy said...

Oh Rocky! You shouldn't have played so hard in the tunnel box, you know it wasn't stable! I'm very disappointed, because I haven't been able to invent a tunnel box that won't break yet.

ps: Is that your tunnel box, or Skeezix's tunnel box?

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Um, I thot yoo gave da tunnel boks back to Skeezix? Did he give it back to yoo as a show of jenurosity? Either way, it's trash now! We got two new big bokses, come on over and we'll do some nip and see if we can brake dem...~Sadie

The Furry Kids said...

Rocky, that 'nip does crazy things to kitties. I'm sorry your tunnel box collapsed. That is very bad news. Wait a second... wasn't that Skeezix's tunnel box?
Love,
Tazo

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

rocky! If you aren't careful, you won't get anymore tunnel boxes!

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Hmmm ... I see that you'd still not surrendered the tunnel box and given it back to Skeezix. I hate to say it, but it serves you right. Now perhaps Mr. TF will do some repairs so that Skeezix can once again enjoy his tunnelbox ... Perhaps seeing that the tunnel box collapsed after your 'nip-fest will inform you of two things: 'Nip impairs your judgment and you're in need of a diet there RockyRoad ... uh, I mean Rocky the Gutter Cat.
Spicy and svelte,
DMM

Anonymous said...

we seem to recall a certain March 1st post called "Skeezix got his tunnelbox bak"...

Unknown said...

Maybe your tunnelbox can be repaired....Reinforcements should do the trick!

Anonymous said...

Hi Rocky. Please try to keep your tunnel box in one piece! I want to come over and examine the inside with you - after nip, of course!

I saw how you posted my pic! You made me blush. Thanks for the nice things you said, and hello to the other cats who were so nice too.

Your harem cat,
Halloween

Jake and Bathsheba said...

YOUR tunnel box? Hmm. Some of your spicy vixens are disappointed with your bullying little Skeezix over the tunnel box. You've got the whole gutter, primo nip, and all your vixens. Why would you need a tunnel box too?

~Bathsheba the Spicy Vixen

Rosie & Cheeto said...

HAHAHAHA, I bet yer lil bro, Skeez, is going crazie wonduring what he's going to do withowt the tunnul box. Yull just have to get sumthing new to host Sadie and the rest of the spicy vixens in!!

Grate job getting owt of the box befour yoo ixploded it! Yer one wild, danjurous, living on the edge guttur cat!

Kimo and Sabi said...

Hey...dat looks like a "Scratch-O-Rama" NIP-infused play mat in yer (formerly Skeezix's) tunnel box! The city of Catstro valley will now red-tag yer box!

The Fluffy Tribe said...

You are furry lucky you werent killed Rocky. Unfortunately you need a new tunnel ~Merlin, shadow, KoKO

Artsy Catsy said...

Hey Rocky, I break things, too! It must be a Rocky thing. This weekend I broke my human's toe joint. She said why can't I be like you and just break a tunnel box!

Rocky

Kitikata-san said...

Sorry about your tunnel box. I remember you sitting in it before.

LZ said...

Rocky...are you sure Skeezix isn't off in the corner crying? I mean, that was kind of uncool to do to the box since he loved it so much. I'm just saying...

Chase

Jack, Persephone, Tenzing and Lancelot said...

Oh, Rocky it's a good thing the evidence of 'nip use was destroyed! Did you see what happened to me?!? Over the weekend I got busteded for 'nip related offences and fanged robbery!

Mr. Hendrix said...

Oh dear. That nip is some wild stuff. I can't tell you how glad I am (sometimes) that I am an only kitty. If I break a box I don't have to worry if it was mine or not. Everything is mine! Sorry about your cool tunnel box. Mommy bought me a cool tunnel at Target for pretty cheap.
We didn't see it online or we would've put the link to it, but it is plastic (pretty durable) and mommy thinks it was either $10-$15. This way you and Skeezix can have your own cool tunnels.

Mr. Hendrix said...

PS I'm sorry your tunnel box broke. You must've been bummed when you came down...

Karen Jo said...

Oh, dear. That tunnel box has certainly been through a lot lately. Mr. TF certainly has his work cut out for him this time. Don't let Skeezix see the remains. He would get very upset and we don't want him to cry, do we?

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Hey Rocky, da nip is starting to come up in da back yard! I can't wait, should be a good crop this year! Stop by and I'll show you where it is, just be prepared cuz da silly woofie in da yard ahind us barks when we'z down there. Mom asked him whut hiz prollem wuz and he shut up, so I think he wuz looking fur attenshun.~Sadie

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Rocky: I TAGGED you at my bloggie. Stop by ...
DMM

Rocky the Gutter Cat said...

Celia, if I've told yoo wunse, I've told yoo a thowsand times ... don't leeve messijes abowt whut we do in the gutter on my blog. It'll git me in trubble with the awthoriteez, and it gits DaisyMae and Sadie and Halloween jellus.

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

We don't need bongs WE HAVE NIP~Sadie

Lilly Lu, Iris and Maxwell Mufsa Millon said...

Hi rocky I taged yu for the meme 5 reson why you blog


Your catnip buddy mu shue ( do you have any of that promo nip left ?

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Rocky? Where are yoo dood? Bean got yoor tung? Get it, like dey say "cat got yoor tung" only cuz I'm a cat I sed...never mind, Speedy just sed I'm not furry funny. Talk to us dood!~Sadie

=^..^= said...

Purr and headbutt your Mom till she buys you a new tunnel!

~Bombay

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Hey, Rocky, are you still out there?

~J&B