My Pirate Name: "Quadruped" Patrick Slaughter
I'm pulling together a pirate krew to go with me to git that yappy littul dawg that came into MY BAK YARD today and throde me into the pool and SWIMMIN IS NOT FUN so I think that littul yappy dawg needs to walk the plank. And then I'm gonna feed him to the gaters and let him swim with the fishes.
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Arr, ye be a fine pirate, Rocky, Gar!
Aye, you are a great fierce pirate Rocky!! YARRRR!
arrggg count me in, rocky
Arrrr Rocky yoo can count on us to help make the dawg walk the plank.If it's the one that poops in yer garden, the plank's too good furr him, he needs keelhawling
Orrible Eric and Fearsome Flynn
Arrr, Rocky, Sadie da Redclawed be joining yer raidin' party...we be making dat dawg fish food.
Arr Rocky, I'll have yer tail!!
Chase
I'll join your crew to get that little critter. FAZBEARD
Send the scurvy dog to Davy Jones' locker! Arrgh! Be quick about it! We be settin sail in search of adventure, Temptations, an sunny places to sleep. Arrgh!
I be willing to help with the pooch swappin, Captain!
Captain Daisy here! I will see if I can round up some 'gators.
ps: do you think my pink leash is strong enough to hold the alligator?
Arrrrg, ye be a fine and dangerous-looking pirate Rocky. That dawg will be shivering his timbers matey, arrrrr, fer shure! I think Sybil the #10 Downing Street tux would love to be one of yer spicy vixins. I wonder if she has a blog...
Me and my crew will help you! I know first hand how awful it is to end up in the pool (see Anastasia's old post...)
You look very very good in your pirate outfit!
Captain Jack Flint a.k.a. Karl
Arrrrgh! come Quadruped ! Our numbers are many.We shall dispatch that pest quickly and celebrate with toona jooce!
Arrr, we be joinin' the krew. We dasn't like yappy wee dogs.
Aye, purrrrs, China Cat an' Willow
oh rocky you look simply darling in that outfit! Precious!
I will sort that stupid dog out if you like. I am good at that sort of thing, honestly. xx
The scurvy dog be walkin' the plank to be sure, matey. Ye be a mighty and grizzled pirate.
Your buddy, Grog-master Jim
Ahoy matie!! we be with you on making that yappy walk the plank!!
Meeeeooooaaaarrrrgh
I will help you take care of the yappy dog!
Yaaaarrrrrr
~Caesar
Ahoy matey! To be sure we will help ye force yon wicked dog to walk the plank. Arrrrrrrrrrr!
Count us in!
Arrrrr, keelhaul him and then make him walk the plank! I've terrorized dogs with my bulk before, I reckon I could take him! Love yer pirate gear, Rocky me bucko. Hope you've recovered from that terrible experience.
Let's get dat yappy dawg to walk da poop plank! Arrrrrr!
yarrrrrr! rocky, ye be a fine figger o'a piratical cat in yer outfit!! the crew o'the "nine tails" be at yer sarvis t'flog AND keelhaul th' scurvy dog what made yer leap inta davy jones's world. an' THEN we'll make him walk the plank!! an' we'll poop on his lawn, besides!!
We'll help ye with the dawg and make him walk the plank! Ye are a good looking pirate, Quadrupled Patrick Slaughter! Garrrrrrr!!!
Yer FL matey's,
Lieutenant-Colonel Janie Jalibird and
Bloody Neck Snapper Ned
Meargh! Me loves Meow like a pirate day!
Keelhaul the scurvy dawg!!! No salty dawgs be messin' with the pirate kitties an' makin' 'em take a dip in th' drink!!
~Pirate Jack
Argh! I'll help ye keelhaul that pesky varmit.
Great pirate post and photo :)
We'll help get that dog and make him walk the plank right into the canal. We'll see how good he can dog paddle.
Midnite & Stray Kitty
Oooooh, would you like some help? I don't like woofies either (excepting Titus, of course!)...so I would love to help walk da woofie down da plank!
And I would be honoured to be your spicy vixin to such a swash-bucklin' pirate!!
~Marie
Rocky, I am saving da spot unner da kwilt on da gest bed fur yoo and me...see yoo Saturday~Sadie
we're in Rocky ~the Fluffy TRibe
AARR! Sorry I missed ya on Pirate Day matey! You look like Cap'n Jack's Dad, Keith Richards (according to Mama, whadda I know, I don't go to the moovies) .. And make that stupid dog walk the plank. Simone will help you, she hates dogs too.
Aww Rocky, you're lookin very unhappy in that picture. I think we need to gather us a posse and go get that dumb yappy dog. I can't believe he had the audacity to run into YOUR back yard and throw you into the pool. You're too old to be dealing with such shananigans. Let me know if you need me or my sisters and we'll teleport right over and find that yappy dog and... and...give him... put him...well I don't know what to do with him, but we'll think of something before we get there.
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