Sunday, September 30, 2007

The Lizzerd

Miss Pixie gave Skeez' a lizzerd for his berthday. I've never seen a lizzerd like it. It has sparkles, and it likes to live under the Fed Ex envelope on the desk ware I snoopervize. I can't have lizzerds on the desk wile I werk. Do yoo think it wood be okay if I kilt Skeez's lizzerd?

11 comments:

Black Cat said...

Well, I think you could knock him off the desk...)

Pixie said...

I think it is OK to kill the lizard, because lizards are made to be hunted.

Daisy said...

Rocky, I think you should let Skeezix get the lizard. Since it is his present.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Maybe you could throw da lizzerd off da desk...if all it duz is lay unner da envelope we think it may already be dead.

Mosaic Cats said...

Rocky, we think it is 100% fine if you kill Skeez's lizard. He is in your way and on your turf.

Rocky, do you think it's OK if we kill the stray black cat who attacked Annie and Sadie this morning in our back yard? Annie is quick on her paws from living on the streets all her life, so she got away fast, but Sadie has a wound on her back paw (please don't tell Victor just yet.)

Mosaic Lady sicked the dog onto the cat, and it was very effective, but she still wishes she had a dart gun or something to shoot. She's not proud of this, but after all, family is family.

Parker said...

I think you need to attack!

Christine and FAZ said...

I think you have to kill the lizard - you're genetically programmed to do this. FAZ

Tyler said...

I think you should ask Skeezix.

Ariel said...

Maybe you can ask Skeezix to move it.I don't think you such kill it cause it was a gift to Skeezix.

ASTOR CATS said...

Maybe you should ask Skeezix first but we don't suggest you kill the lizzerd. Just torment it a bit. It's far more fun to pull off it's tail. Then watch what the tail does.

Midnite & Stray Kitty

DaisyMae Maus said...

Um ... yuck?
DMM