Happy St Patrick's Day

OK. I'm goin' bak to sleep now.

KRAP!!!!!

I furgot to go to my vixin Sadie's berthday. I cood uze the exkyoose that my ladey was gon at a Dee-A-Ar thing, but the reel reezin is that, like evrything else, I slept rite thru it. Boy, I shur hope I don't git on Sadie's bad side. Cuz that's the last thing I need to complikate my life and keep me frum sleepin.

Happy Berthday, Sadie. Yer a luvly vixin, and I hope yoo'l furgive this old geezer cat for sleepin' his life away.

My New Pillow

I deesided to sleep in the peepul bed last nite and it's a good thing I did cuz I fownd a grate new pillow. For the moment, life duzn't suk too bad.