Monday, March 02, 2009

My Placemat Don't Need No Smell Reemooval

I have spent evry spare minit sinse Krissmiss werking on gitting my smell on my placemat, wich is ware I live now. But the lady sez she has to WASH it and git all the stink owt. NFW. Ferst, it's finely gittin broken in. Secund, my stink is a good stink. Therd, how will the vixins be able to sniff me owt win they come over???


So I'm standin' my grownd. I am Spartakuss.

21 comments:

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

We agree. It's never the same when your stink gets taken off stuff.

Parker said...

That's just wrong...

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

We agree that Mom should not wash the stinlk off. However, we had abandoned a blanket, till mom washed it.

meemsnyc said...

Hehehe Stand your ground!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

You go Rocky! Should we come over and be Spartakussuns with you?

Carolina Cats said...

Stand strong, Rocky!! Don't let her wash yore stink off that blanky. On the other paw, it is nise wen the blanky comes owt of the dryer and it's all warm....

Tenny said...

I overherd my Mommy say sumthing about gitting speshul placemats to put on the bak of the sofah whare I like to lay. Dum womman. The cushun is jus the way I like it with my furs and my speshul Tenny stink. Try as she mite, she will nefur be able to de-fur it. NEFUR!

Motor Home Cats said...

The only thing about a washed placemat over a new one is that it is easier to get your stink back onto it...but it is better to not have it washed in the first place.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Oh man, look at dem legs! purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....~Sadie

Honey P. Sunshine said...

yoo rock, rocky

Halloween said...

Hi Rocky. Stay there and I will be right over to help you stand your ground. The only thing I'm worried about is Tripper. He's scary.

Purrs, Halloween

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

::said in a husky voice:: Rocky, wanna snuggle...~Sadie

Cliff and Olivia said...

We hope you'll prevail. The humans can be very silly with all their cleaning.

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

You stand your ground there Sparkatuss!

Anonymous said...

"Yes" I agree you must stand your ground.

Halloween said...

ROCKY! OMG. The camera caught you in my back yard. Give me some notice next time you come!

Purrs, Halloween

Tyler said...

How's it going Rocky? Do you still have your stinky placemat? Did the woman leave you alone? You may want to remind her of your geezer status and how small pleasures like having your placemat left alone is all you've got left. Ask her when you're long gone over the bridge if she'll even care if she had one stinky placemat left untouched in her house. I find that when I want to get my way, I've got to pull on my mom's heart strings. I hope you have many a good hour with your vixens and your mat.

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Ooooh, roses, I love dem! Thank yoo so much. Wait, I'll come over and thank yoo purrsonally...~Sadie

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Stand your ground, Rocky. I think that you smell uber-ManCatly an' I LIKE your stink furry much.
DMM

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Um, Spartakuss ...

I've tagged you for a meme (an' a special AWARD, too). Stop by an' visit my 3/24/09 posting for details ... okay?
DMM

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Dude, Sadie is not feeling well! Her alerjees is going crazy even wif her monthly shots...~Speedy