Sunday, November 30, 2008

Duz anybuddy wunt Tripper for Krissmiss?

That stoopid Trip has bin trying to make me his spicy vixin. Winever he sees me he runs over and liks me all over my body for like ten minits until I'm soking wet. I try to preetend he's Sadie or Halloween or DMM or one of my other vixins, but thare's no gitting arownd that he has guy breth. And he also has no konsept of purrsunul space. HE TUCHES ME WIN I'M TRYING TO NAP! Win I tell him we're not buddies, he just liks me sum more. Parker, can we ship him to yoo for a Krissmiss prezint???

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Eer Hares

Win yoo git to be a geezer like me, yer eer hares git all long and wild and owt of control and this is whut they look like. I have fownd that this terns sum vixins on. THE END --- RtGC