Tuesday, January 22, 2008

My Wenzday Wench

This is Miss Kitty. She's in my harum. She knowed I was a littul down becuz Mao came bak and I won't git to be the alfa cat, so she klimed on top of the car and rided frum Marrypozuh to Castro Valley to cumfert me. As yoo can see, she's a lotta woo0-man. And she made me feel better. So she's gonna be my Wednesday Wench.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Man, my weekend sukt

I was gitting all happy to finely git to be the top dawg alfa cat cuz I thot that stoopid Mao finely mooved owt, but it wasn't permanint and he came bak today and so now I won't git to be alfa cat. Win he was gone, me and Skeez got to sleep with the peepul, but now we're lokt owt of the peepul bedroom agin. And I alreddy reedeezined the labels for Mao and Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt. I need sum vixins to cheer me up.