Friday, August 29, 2008

Rocky's Male Bag

I got sum good male today. It's fur a bettin' site. I like gamblin'.
I chekt owt the inside. It looked pritty good. Yoo can bet on football, and yoo can play blakjak. And, they have spicy WOO HOO vixins on the inside. WOO HOO WOO HOO WOO HOO! (Take that, Sadie. I can WOO HOO with the best of 'em.)


I love my Football Playbook betting book. I just wanna kiss it.
Gamblin is fun. It mite even be more lukritive than the VDR bizniss!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Hmm, Sadie wuz chekkin' owt Jeter Harris

Jeter Harris was showing off his big ole' butt today, and my Spicy Vixin Sadie was salivayting and wint "WOO HOO." Makes me wunder how many other mancats she is woohooing over.

Vary Disturbin.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Gutter Chek

I've bin feelin' pritty good lately, so I wint owtside to chek on my gutter to see how it is.

Hmmm. Mr Tinydik is still letting 50 millyun galluns of water run down the street EVEN THO WE HAVE A DROWT and all that water makes my gutter too wet to sleep in. Not much has changed sinse the last time I kundukted a gutter inspekshun.


The sidewalk is still pritty cumfterbul. I'll just krash heer for a bit.

I am livvin the life of Riley. Life is good.

Duhr. Hooz Riley? (channeling my inner Jeter Harris.)

Wednesday, August 20, 2008