My Placemat Don't Need No Smell Reemooval

I have spent evry spare minit sinse Krissmiss werking on gitting my smell on my placemat, wich is ware I live now. But the lady sez she has to WASH it and git all the stink owt. NFW. Ferst, it's finely gittin broken in. Secund, my stink is a good stink. Therd, how will the vixins be able to sniff me owt win they come over???


So I'm standin' my grownd. I am Spartakuss.