Well, as most of yoo know, I don't much do the Valentine's thing. I let the vixins do as they will, but they always come bak to old Rocky.
This yeer, one of my vixins was rocked by trajedy. It was DMM. Her valentine, Jake, wint to the Bridge. So I stept up and offerd to be her valentine if she wood take me. That's the valentine I made, rite up thare. I figyerd, yoo know, this mite be my last VD, so I've gotta grab luv by the short 'n' curlies, or sumthing like that. I just hope I don't git in too much trubble with Sadie. And Halloween. And Sophia. And on and on and on. Thare's always gonna be a vixin with her tail in a snit.
Gerls, thare's plenty of room on the placemat fur evrywun!
