Christmas Card FAIL

As Danny Gluvver wood say, "I'm gittin too old fur dis sheeit."

PURRSUNAL SPACE, DOOD!!!!!!!

I was all stretched out on the heety pad and having good dreems of Spicy Vixins win the wite rate came up to cudddle into me. I CANNOT CONSENTRATE ON SPICY VIXINS WIN HE'S BREETHING DOWN MY BAK!

Pleeze vote for Sexy Sadie (and Speedo and the Zipster)

Owr best frends Zippy, Speedy and Sadie are finulists in moderncat's Doodle a Caboodle Contest!

Pleeze pleeze pleeze klik heer to vote fur them!

Beezer Has Gone to the Bridge

Beezer has gone to the Bridge long beefore his time. We want to send out a big warm hug to his mommy who is vary vary sad. Pleeze drop by his blog and send his mom some purrs... and you're welcome to share this grafik.

Beezer, keep a nice nap spot warm for me, will ya?

Not my day

Ferst of all, I mist owt meeting Fiona Bun. All I got wuz her smell on my ladey's clothes.

Second, TRIPPER HAS NO CONSEPT OF PURRSUNUL SPACE. He crowds me and last nite I had a nitemare that he wuz cuddling with me. GROSS! He is NOT a vixin.

This is my 300th post.

The End.

Meow like a pirate day!

Sumbuddy hand me a wench.

Freeky Friday

Yoo know, after thirteen yeers, I think Mao's finely starting to like me.

Oh, the indignity

YO! Trip! I'm a DOOOOD!!!! Git yer tung away frum my booty yoo psyko.

Happy Berthday to Me

Well, I made it to the big 1-8. Yep, I'm old enuf to vote, now. The ladey was nice and rote abowt me over at The Cat's Meow. It was nice, but she kinda akts like I have one paw in the grave. No Way! I've got plenty of good yeers left, and the luv of a good ladeycat to get me thru them.

Bromance in the air???

Don't tell Kaze, but I think Mao and TRIPPER have a bromance going on.

Happy Father's Day to the Man

I'm not one to git all gushy, but maybe it's time I told evrybuddy abowt the Man. I love him, I reely do. He's vary nice to me, and good to sleep on. I can even git him to pet me win he's sownd asleep. Happy Father's Day to the Man. Yer da Man!

Wordless Wednesday

Interdoosing this year's crop of interns

Go ahed and biggify to git a better look. The most recent crop of interns has reported fur werk at Mao & Rocky's VDR Faktery.

Thare names are Stinky Stan, Stinky Stevie, Stinky Stella, Stinky Stewie and Stinky Starbuck. They are vary vary eager to werk and have exhibited a lot of erly potenshul. Heer yoo can see them eeting. The only thing they like to eet is Fansy Feest Gold. It's one of our seekrit ingreedients and helps the interns purrdoose good stink.

Pleeze join me in giving this yeer's interns a big cat blogosfeer welcome!

Mancat Monday

Go ahed, gerls. Bring yer moms. Cuz I know they'll wunt to kiss my floofy tummy. Take a number.

Goodbye, Georgia

Keep a nice nap spot warm fur me, Georgia.

Vishus Deer Repelunt Produkshun is at an all-time high

I am happy to reepurt that Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt produkshun is at an all-time high. I even got the ladey to hand feed one of the skunks an shoo away the racoons wile Mrs Skunk is eeting so that Mrs Skunk can purrdoose a big crop of interns. Now if I can just teech the interns how to feed themselfs by opening the big wite food box in the garage....

Goodbye, Oreo

Oreo is one of the ferst bloggin tuxies I ever new.
I will miss yoo, deer frend.

Wordless Wednesday

My Placemat Don't Need No Smell Reemooval

I have spent evry spare minit sinse Krissmiss werking on gitting my smell on my placemat, wich is ware I live now. But the lady sez she has to WASH it and git all the stink owt. NFW. Ferst, it's finely gittin broken in. Secund, my stink is a good stink. Therd, how will the vixins be able to sniff me owt win they come over???


So I'm standin' my grownd. I am Spartakuss.

Happy VD Vixins, and espeshully DMM

Well, as most of yoo know, I don't much do the Valentine's thing. I let the vixins do as they will, but they always come bak to old Rocky.

This yeer, one of my vixins was rocked by trajedy. It was DMM. Her valentine, Jake, wint to the Bridge. So I stept up and offerd to be her valentine if she wood take me. That's the valentine I made, rite up thare. I figyerd, yoo know, this mite be my last VD, so I've gotta grab luv by the short 'n' curlies, or sumthing like that. I just hope I don't git in too much trubble with Sadie. And Halloween. And Sophia. And on and on and on. Thare's always gonna be a vixin with her tail in a snit.

Gerls, thare's plenty of room on the placemat fur evrywun!

Godspeed, Jake

Jake stole one of my spicy vixins, so he must have bin one hubba hubba mancat. I gess he was okay, cuz he still let DMM come over and snuggle with me. I'm going bak to sleep on my placemat now.

Hi

Just wakin up frum my purrpetchewal nap to say hi. HI.

Happy Noo Yeer!