Buds

Me and the man are buds. Yesterday, he wunted to have a portrit done of me and him together. No silly kristmuss hats or nuthin, just us buds sittin together. Ixsept he didn't hold me rite. It's okay. Win yer buds, yoo have an understanding abowt stuff. As yoo can see, the man is feeling better.

Now serving eggnog....

... Vixins, pleeze form a line to sit on ole' Rocky's lap!!!

C'mon Vixins!!!!!

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Skeezy reeks of a hangover

Man, Skeez is bak frum ware-ever he wint, and boy, duz he reek of a bad hangover. I woodn't 've thunk it of him. Razes him up in my estimayshun. Ixsept if he was taking over my vixins in the Vixin's Den (see beelow). When he's feeling less "green" I'll have to ask him abowt that.

Whut the....?

I haven't seen too much of Skeez lately. As a matter of fakt, I haven't seen much of the wooman eether. That part's been nice. Cuz I've bin sleeping in her spot on the peeple bed. And the man looks kinda lonely so I git up on his chest and make biskits cuz he's my bud and I think it makes him a littul happy. I was a littul disterbd to heer that the rat has invaded my Vixin's Den:

Wich isn't rite cuz thare MY vixins, and beesides, he's got enuf to handul with that kyoot littul wench, Dazey.