That stoopid Trip has bin trying to make me his spicy vixin. Winever he sees me he runs over and liks me all over my body for like ten minits until I'm soking wet. I try to preetend he's Sadie or Halloween or DMM or one of my other vixins, but thare's no gitting arownd that he has guy breth. And he also has no konsept of purrsunul space. HE TUCHES ME WIN I'M TRYING TO NAP! Win I tell him we're not buddies, he just liks me sum more. Parker, can we ship him to yoo for a Krissmiss prezint???
Showing posts with label i hate that stoopid psyko tripper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label i hate that stoopid psyko tripper. Show all posts
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Duz anybuddy wunt Tripper for Krissmiss?
That stoopid Trip has bin trying to make me his spicy vixin. Winever he sees me he runs over and liks me all over my body for like ten minits until I'm soking wet. I try to preetend he's Sadie or Halloween or DMM or one of my other vixins, but thare's no gitting arownd that he has guy breth. And he also has no konsept of purrsunul space. HE TUCHES ME WIN I'M TRYING TO NAP! Win I tell him we're not buddies, he just liks me sum more. Parker, can we ship him to yoo for a Krissmiss prezint???
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Open Letter to that Stoopid Psyko Tripper
Deer Tripper,
Dood, I am a DOOD. I don't know whut kind of psyko mind games yer tryin to play with me, but I've sed it beefore and I'll say it agin: DO. NOT. LIK. ME. EVER. This morning win yoo jumped up on the bed and gave me 18 (yes, 18, I was cownting) liks on my hed, I had to spend the rest of the day trying to git that imije owt of my mind and I coodn't nap cuz I thot I'd have dreems abowt yoo and me and Karl and Ruis going to Karnival together. I AM NOT YER SPICY VIXIN. That's whut Parker's for. So why don't yoo by a grayhownd bus tikkit for OH-HI-OH and give her a vizit. And leeve me alone furrever yoo psyko loozer.
Rocky the Guttercat
Dood, I am a DOOD. I don't know whut kind of psyko mind games yer tryin to play with me, but I've sed it beefore and I'll say it agin: DO. NOT. LIK. ME. EVER. This morning win yoo jumped up on the bed and gave me 18 (yes, 18, I was cownting) liks on my hed, I had to spend the rest of the day trying to git that imije owt of my mind and I coodn't nap cuz I thot I'd have dreems abowt yoo and me and Karl and Ruis going to Karnival together. I AM NOT YER SPICY VIXIN. That's whut Parker's for. So why don't yoo by a grayhownd bus tikkit for OH-HI-OH and give her a vizit. And leeve me alone furrever yoo psyko loozer.
Rocky the Guttercat
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