Tuxie Toozday

OK, I'm sending this one in to CatsInBoxes.com. The peepul were lookin for me tonite, but I was chillin in an office box, just trying to git away frum the wite rat. It was nice and peesefull, ixsept I kept heerin them yell my name. And win they fownd me, I thot of da grate Jeter Harris becuz I was "laffin and laffin." THE END --- RtGC

Tuxie Toozday | Toze Toozday

Tuxie Toozday

Sittin in the gutter, wayting for my harem to show up...

Tuxie Toozday

Next to my faverit spot (the gutter), thare is the driveway, and the ferst part slopes up. I like laying on it so that my hed is lower than my butt. It makes the blood rush to my hed wich helps kyoor nipovers, and givs yoo kind of a rush win yoo git up reel fast. Yoo shood try it.

Tuxie Toozday

Heer's my Tuxie Toozday foto. It's me and the wite rat rasslin'. We likes rasslin'. I know it looks like the wite rat has romanse on his mind, but beeleeve me, that's not the case Sadie and DaisyMae and Rosie.

Tuxie Toozday: Sepurrrayted at Berth?

If it seems like I'm a littul frisky lately, it's becuz I've bin gitting such goooood nursin' frum my harem -- espeshully Sadie and DaisyMae. The thing abowt Sadie is that it's like lookin' in a mirrer. That's her in the pikchur above. We even have the faint littul pointy white mark between owr eyes. She and Speedy and Zippy finely got thare own blog, so yoo can hop over thare and see more pikchurs. Is thare anybuddy else owt there hoo has a "sepurrayted at berth" dubbul? THE END --- RtGC

Tuxie Toozday

Heer is a pikchur of me on my planche a griffe. It was taken beefore I had my forehed stapled. It's one of my favorite playses to hang owt: on my planche a griffe, wich is a kardbord skracher. The peepul put nip in the kraks, so I skratch a littul, sniff a littul, nap a littul. It's grate. Yoo shood try it.

MORE TERRIFIK TUXIES:

>> Sox

>> Cranky Mrs B

>> Hot(M)BC

>> Abby

>> DaisyMae Maus*

THE END --- RtGC

* I'm a littul sweet on her. She's hot. Yoo shood chek her owt.

Tuxedo Toozday

OMG!!!! I just lookt in the mirrer, and YIKES!!!!!
Whut the hek did Bulevard Pet Hospitul put on my hed? Is it...

A) Vishus Deer horns
B) Devil horns
C) Andorian antenas

Or werse, did they operate and leeve a surjikul gluv inside???

Tummy Toozday

Heer's a Tummy Toozday pikchur of me. As yoo can see, the howrglass is vary slimming!

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