I'm Dreeming of Sum Spicey Vixins!

I've had to kave into sum peer presshur to come up with a Krissmiss song, so heer it is: I'm Dreeming of Sume Spicy Vixins:

I’m dreeming of sum spicy vixins,
Like Sadie, DaisyMae and Rosie
We’ll eet turkey and fixin’s
And do lots of kissin,
And share catnip in the snow.

I’m dreeming of sum spicy vixins
With evry blog entrey I rite.
May yer days be nip-filled and bright!
And yer vixins spicy all nite.

6PM PST tonite: Skeezix's Krissmiss Eeve Story!!!!

Tuxie Toozday

Heer's my Tuxie Toozday foto. It's me and the wite rat rasslin'. We likes rasslin'. I know it looks like the wite rat has romanse on his mind, but beeleeve me, that's not the case Sadie and DaisyMae and Rosie.

That Spicy Vixin Rosie is Cat of the Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My good frend and nip pal, that spicy vixin Rosie, is Catster's Cat of the Day today!!!! Well, it's abowt time! Rosie is the gratest, as yoo all know, and it's time the werld knew abowt it! She's always up for anything, she is vary vary supportiv of her frends, and she's spicy, to boot! She cheers evrybuddy on, and always has a pawsitiv owtlook. In short, she's the best!!! Yoo can see why I'd like to add her to my harem (if she wuzn't alreddy taken!)

I inkerij yoo to drop by her Catster profile, and if yer a member, leeve her a treet or a rozette or a star and let her know that yoo think she's the best, too!!!!!

>> Rosie's Blog

NOTE TO JAKE

The animaytid Rocky kittin moovey in the sidebar is not akshully of me. But it looks just like me win I was a babey. Unforchewnitly, I am such an old geezer that I was born beefore mooveys were inventid, so thare are no mooveys of me win I was a kittin. But if thare were, it wood look like this. The peepul at the SFSPCA named me, and I gess they named me after Rocky the fiter, but I'm not much of a fiter (I'm a LOVER, Sadie, Daisy Mae and Rosie, and all yoo other spicy vixens owt thare), but maybe they saw me doing sumthing like this and that's how I got my name. THE END -- RtGC

We had a littul industreeyul aksident...

Oh, man. Last nite, me and Mao were wipping up a batch of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt, and I dunno WHUT happend ... I had a littul nip and my pane meds, and I was kinda dreemin' of Daisy Mae and that spicey vixin Rosie, and I musta not bin paying attenshun .... and I tipped over the hole batch neer the frunt porch, wich yoo mite say, cawzd qwite a stink. It made the howse smell bad, too. Reel bad. The peepul were talking abowt spending the nite in a hotell and the wite rat was running thru the howse skreeming that a skunk got electorkyoooted --- wich is ixzaktly whut it smelld like, only stronger. Forchewnitly, nobuddy kawt on to the fakt that me and Mao were up to sumthing.

So, if yoo placed an order with us reesintly, it mite be delayed until we can catch enuf skunk farts to make anuther batch. THE END --- RtGC