Mao has bin insuferubul since he invented Meezer Munday. Since Tuxedo Toozday had alreddy bin invented, it didn't look like I cood invent anything for myself. But then I desided to invent Widebody Wednesday, in wich I will showcase fotos of full-figyerd cats. I'm starting with a pikchur of myself, wich was takin before I got the thigh roids problim, and I was a plus-size cat. Forchewnitly, the howrglass pattern on my stumik had a slimming ifekt so I looked a lot skinnier than I akshully was. THE END --- RtGC
