Showing posts with label halloween the cat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label halloween the cat. Show all posts

Monday, January 25, 2010

Pleeze purray fur one of my vixins

One of my faverite vixins, Halloween is having surjery cuz they think she has a toomer on her livver. Halloween has bin a vary loyal and vary spicy vixin, and I hope yoo'll all drop by her blog and send her sum "git better" wishes. She saved my life once by sending me Lourdes water win we thot it was all over for me. The Lourdes water kyerd me and I'm still enjoying my vixins today. Get better, Halloweenie!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Calling all Vixins!

WOW. I fownd this reely grate bed up on top of one of the ded compyooter teevees in the office. It kinda smells like Mao, but finders keepers, it's my luv nest now. It has a cushy mat that's heeted and keeps me toasty warm. And it sleeps plenty of spicy vixins. Yoo can see me heer calculating how many vixins will fit up thare with me. It was sum hard thinkin, cuz the math is complikayted seeing as how at leest two of my vixins --- Halloween and Sadie --- are porkers and take up as much space as 4 skinny vixins. That's okay tho, cuz they are good luvvin vixins, and thare werth it, even if as not as many vixins can be up in the heeted bed with me.


Monday, May 28, 2007

Feelin' Groovy

I am feeling better today. I got tired of being forse feeded, so I ate brekfist on my own. I'm still letharjik, but that's not much diffrint frum how I am all the time, anyway. The lady is konvinst I started to tern arownd once she put the majik water frum spicy vixin Halloween on me. The trooth is, I just don't wunt that Daisy singin' me any more of her happy songs.

Update

I have deesided I like sleeping in the shower, so that's ware I'm livving now. The peepul think I'm abowt to kik the bukkit, so thare letting me sleep ware I wunt. That's the good news. The bad news is that I'm still gitting forse feeded and having pills stuk down my throte. And speshul water frum Lourdes put on me that my vary speshul vixin Halloween sent. Also, sinse I'm livving in the shower, the peepul can't use it, so thare kinda stinky.