Last nite win evrybuddy was in the peepul bed, that psyko Tripper was trying to klime over the gate to brake into the upstares. He was makin' so much noize that the man let him in for a littul wile just to show him we wern't havin' fun withowt him, we were just reedin' and sleepin' and stuff. Well, Tripper jumpt up on the bed and ran strate over to me and started KISSIN' ME!!! I was like, Dood!!! I'm a dood!!! Don't git all
Karl and
Ruis on me!!!! (not that thare's anything rong with that) And Trip is such an idiut he was just sittin' thare sayin' "What'd I do??" It's a littul imberrissing to reeport this insidint, but I wunted to make shur yoo mancats know that if yoo see Trip galluping toward yoo, run like the wind the other way cuz he's pysko and yoo never know whut he's going to do. THE END. --- Rocky the Gutter Cat
Ferst of all, I mist owt meeting Fiona Bun. All I got wuz her smell on my ladey's clothes.
That stoopid Trip has bin trying to make me his spicy vixin. Winever he sees me he runs over and liks me all over my body for like ten minits until I'm soking wet. I try to preetend he's Sadie or Halloween or DMM or one of my other vixins, but thare's no gitting arownd that he has guy breth. And he also has no konsept of purrsunul space. HE TUCHES ME WIN I'M TRYING TO NAP! Win I tell him we're not buddies, he just liks me sum more. Parker, can we ship him to yoo for a Krissmiss prezint???
