Tuxie Toozday: A tuxie at 10 Downing St!

Sybil is my noo idul and she looks like she mite be Spicy Vixin mateeriul. Sybil, the ferst cat to reezide at 10 Downing Street in 10 yeers, is fond of the new British prime minister's gardun. And its berdies. Reed storey heer.

Tuxie Toozday: It's Grr, Midnight & Cocoa Day!

We are proklayming today to be "Grr, Midnight & Cocoa Day"! Becuz they werked vary vary hard to find two nice tuxies a home! On July 14th, I posted abowt 2 tuxies (that we red abowt on Zevo Calamari's blog) hoo needed a home fast! Grr, Midnight and Cocoa qwikly wint to werk and fownd a frend of Allergic Gerl's hoo agreed to take BOTH of them and give them a grate home! YAY YAY YAY!!!! Grr, Midnight and Cocoa, THE TUXIES OF THE WERLD SALOOT YOO!!!!

Pleeze drop by thare place and give 'em a high five!
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UPDATE!!! Alas, the adopshun fell thru (but it's still Grr, Midnight & Cocoa Day cuz they always go the distinse in finding new homes for cats in need - cuz they were in that pozishun once themselfs). Terns owt, the gerl hoo wuz going to adopt them is abowt to start collije and her parents didn't feel that she wood have the time avaylubul to soshulize theeze sweet tuxies properly (they're still a littul on the ferul side and need TLC -- but hey, that psyko stray cat Tripper was kompleetly wild win the Food Lady started werking on him, and now he's a big snugglebuddy akording to the FL [he duzn't bunnykikk her].) So, we're bak to ware we were. Anybuddy wunt to adopt some Callyfornya tuxies for Tuxie Toozday???

Tuxie Toozday

The good nooz is: I got my own compyooter!
The bad nooz is: The keys are too small.

Duz anybuddy know how to werk one of theeze?

Tuxie Toozday

Even tho I'm grownded, the man still lets me help him play the peeyano. The peeyano is my faverit myoozikul instroomint becuz:

1. It is blak and wite like me
2. It has PEE in its name, and I PEE a lot
3. Win I press the DeeJay buttun, the peeyano yells owt "DEEJAY!!!!" reel jazzy-like, and that is thrilling.
4. It is eezy to play. Yoo just step on the blak and wite stiks and noise comes owt.
   

Tuxie Toozday

Heer I am at my noo job. I help the man in the office win he's werking on his compyooter. I sit thare and soopervize. Soopervizin' is whut yoo do win yoo git to be a middul manajer and yoo don't akshully have to DO anything, yoo just watch other peepul do stuff. Win I git done soopervizin', I nap. As yoo can see, I'm vary good at it. --- THE END - RtGC

Tuxedo Toozday

Tuxie Tummy Toozday

OK, gerls, yoo wunna look at a Man Cat tummy? Heer yoo are! This is anuther foto frum win I was past owt on Saterday. I was that way for a long long time. THE END --- RtGC

Tuxie Tummy Toozday

Well, yesterday I got up on the desk. And it reeqwired so much effert that then I had to take a nap. THE END --- RtGC

Tuxie Toozday

Next to my faverit spot (the gutter), thare is the driveway, and the ferst part slopes up. I like laying on it so that my hed is lower than my butt. It makes the blood rush to my hed wich helps kyoor nipovers, and givs yoo kind of a rush win yoo git up reel fast. Yoo shood try it.

Tuxie Toozday

Heer's my Tuxie Toozday foto. It's me and the wite rat rasslin'. We likes rasslin'. I know it looks like the wite rat has romanse on his mind, but beeleeve me, that's not the case Sadie and DaisyMae and Rosie.

Tuxie Toozday

Heer is a pikchur of me on my planche a griffe. It was taken beefore I had my forehed stapled. It's one of my favorite playses to hang owt: on my planche a griffe, wich is a kardbord skracher. The peepul put nip in the kraks, so I skratch a littul, sniff a littul, nap a littul. It's grate. Yoo shood try it.

MORE TERRIFIK TUXIES:

>> Sox

>> Cranky Mrs B

>> Hot(M)BC

>> Abby

>> DaisyMae Maus*

THE END --- RtGC

* I'm a littul sweet on her. She's hot. Yoo shood chek her owt.

Tuxedo Toozday

OMG!!!! I just lookt in the mirrer, and YIKES!!!!!
Whut the hek did Bulevard Pet Hospitul put on my hed? Is it...

A) Vishus Deer horns
B) Devil horns
C) Andorian antenas

Or werse, did they operate and leeve a surjikul gluv inside???

Tuxedo Toozday

Of all the fotos ever taken of me, abowt 99.99999999998% of them are of me win I'm asleep (or falling asleep, or just waking up). This one is no ixsepshun.

MORE TERRIFIK TUXIES:

>> Sox

>> Cranky Mrs B

>> Hot(M)BC

>> Abby

>> DaisyMae Maus

THE END --- RtGC

Tuxedo Toozday

This is a pikchur of me on my bench. Win I'm outside, if I'm not in the gutter, I'm heer. It's a nice bench. Much warmer than being on the kold seement, wich bothers my artheritis. The lady reely likes it win I put my 2 frunt paws together becuz they make purrfikt matched sox.

MORE TERRIFIK TUXIES:

>> Sox

>> Cranky Mrs B

>> Hot(M)BC

>> Abby

>> DaisyMae Maus

THE END --- RtGC

Tuxedo Toozday

By now, the more ubzervunt amung yoo may have notist that thare are a lot of pikchurs of me on my bak. That is an astoot obzervayshun. That's how I sleep. Wich also makes it konveenyunt so I can do Tuxedo Toozday and Tummy Toozday all in one.

More Tuxies:

>> Sox

>> Cranky Mrs B

>> Hot(M)BC

>> Abby

>> DaisyMae Maus

THE END --- RtGC

Tuxedo Toozday

Heer's wun of my most faverit sleeping pozishuns. This is the sleeping pozishun that freeks owt the peeple the most. The lady will ask the man, "COME LOOK!! IS HE BREETHING?" and she'll have the man come over and look becuz she can't bare to, and so then I hold my breth and hold varey still for as long as I can until I heer them go, "OH, ROCKY!" and uzhully then the lady lets owt a big breth of releef, and I just laff and laff. It's varey fun. THE END --- RtGC

More Tuxies:

>> Sox

>> Cranky Mrs B

>> Hot(M)BC

>> Abby

>> DaisyMae Maus

Tuxedo Toozday

I like this pikchur becuz it kind of aksenchewates my howrglass figyur. And, yoo can see how the inside of my mowth is both pink and blak. And it duz dubbul-duty as a Tummy Toosday foto. THE END --- RtGC
More Tuxies:

>> Sox

>> Cranky Mrs B

>> Hot(M)BC

>> Abby

>> DaisyMae Maus

Tuxie Toozday

Heer's a foto of me in all my Tuxedo-ness.

More Tuxies:

>> Sox

>> Cranky Mrs B

>> Hot(M)BC

>> Abby

>> DaisyMae Maus

THE END --- RtGC