- Hey, Babe. Wanna see my gutter?
- Wanna be one of my spicy vixins?
- If yoo blow chunks, I'll eet it.
- If yoo were a booger, I wood pik you ferst.
- Wunt to chek owt my catnip boo-fay?
- If byooty was a crime, yoo'd be in for life.
- My catbed is heetid. Wanna warm up?
- I'm on Santa's nawty list. Wunna find owt why?
- If you were a new burger at McDonald's, you'd be McGorgeous.
- Do yoo like Fancy Feest? Cuz that's whut we're having for brekfist tomorrow.
- Yer legs must be tired becuz yoo've bin running thru my mind all nite.
- This isn't a beer belly--it's the gas tank for a luv masheen!
- Hey, Sadie. Yoo look like me!
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