Godspeed, Jake

Jake stole one of my spicy vixins, so he must have bin one hubba hubba mancat. I gess he was okay, cuz he still let DMM come over and snuggle with me. I'm going bak to sleep on my placemat now.

NOTE TO JAKE

The animaytid Rocky kittin moovey in the sidebar is not akshully of me. But it looks just like me win I was a babey. Unforchewnitly, I am such an old geezer that I was born beefore mooveys were inventid, so thare are no mooveys of me win I was a kittin. But if thare were, it wood look like this. The peepul at the SFSPCA named me, and I gess they named me after Rocky the fiter, but I'm not much of a fiter (I'm a LOVER, Sadie, Daisy Mae and Rosie, and all yoo other spicy vixens owt thare), but maybe they saw me doing sumthing like this and that's how I got my name. THE END -- RtGC