Phewie! Whut a St Patriks Day!

We sellubrated hard last nite for St Patrik's Day. I pincht all the gerls and Trip was with me ... we did a lot of my primo nip and ate a ton of greenies... it was GRATE! We dansed a danse called a jig wich makes yoo lite-hedded vary fast, espeshully after a lot of nip. Trip got blotto. I wasn't much better, but I dragged myself upstares, peed on the brand noo box that Rosie and Cheeto sent to the wite rat, and crawld into my tunnel box to sleep it off. Geezers can party just as hard as yoo yung-uns!!! Woot!

Tabby Toozday

Well, it's my tern to give up my blog space for a day so that that Psyko Stray Cat Tripper can post a foto for Tabby Toozday. So heer it is. Yoo probly shoodn't look if yer yung and impreshunubul. In this pikcher, Trip is having fun with his gerlfrend, Tiger. Tiger is the only one hoo reely likes Trip, and she'll let him be as ruff with her as he wunts. Me? I have more respekt for the ladies than whut Trip duz, but then thare's sumwun for evrybuddy, rite? Tiger reely isn't spicy enuf for me.

Widebody Wenzday

This is a widebody shot of that psyko stray cat, Tripper. They wade him last nite. He ways neerly 17 pownds, and he's a littul over a yeer old. He ways as much as me and Skeezix put together. That's widebody. THE END -- RtGC

Formerly Ferul Friday

Heer is a FFF foto of Tripper the Psyko Stray Cat. Akshully, he's gitting less psyko. He's also gitting less skinny. The man is holding him up so yoo can see how not skinny he is. And Trip told me to point owt that he has big wisker humps and big paws.

Formerly Ferul Friday

Heer is anuther Formerly Ferul Friday Foto of my frend Trip. Well, I'm not reely shur that we're buds, ixzaktly, but he hangs owt heer. And if my harem gits too big, he may be takin care of the overflow. Don't werry, ladeeez, chek owt his massiv wisker humps AND his ginormus paws. He's a big boy.

Formerly Ferul Friday

Tooday I saloot the formerly ferul Tripper the psyko stray cat. He's come a long way frum being that haff-starvd wild thing that climed owt of the forest into owr lives. I'm not shur I like him much, but I'm glad he's takin care of. THE END --- RtGC

Formerly Feral Friday

This is a pikchur of Trip', owr stray cat. He used to be feral, but the lady got him tame and then she took him in the bloo masheen and got his goodie sak whacked, and she feeds him, and she got him a heeted cat bed, and he comes in the howse sumtimes, so he's not reely feral anymore. Well, ixsept for the fakt that he's psyko.

This is a pikchur of him dressing like that sissy, Skeezix. In fakt, Skeezix was vary upset that Trip was waring the speshul Halloween boa that Somoa got him. Skeezix jumped onto the raling upstares and yelled and yelled and yelled in that pathetik sqweeky voice of his. Trip didn't care. He was all over them fethers.

Anyways, since I am formerly ferul myself, I giv Trip a brake, since I know fersthand that life on the streets is hard. He's not a bad sort, just a littul too overenthooziastik. And psyko.

THE END --- RtGC