Gutter Chek

I've bin feelin' pritty good lately, so I wint owtside to chek on my gutter to see how it is.

Hmmm. Mr Tinydik is still letting 50 millyun galluns of water run down the street EVEN THO WE HAVE A DROWT and all that water makes my gutter too wet to sleep in. Not much has changed sinse the last time I kundukted a gutter inspekshun.


The sidewalk is still pritty cumfterbul. I'll just krash heer for a bit.

I am livvin the life of Riley. Life is good.

Duhr. Hooz Riley? (channeling my inner Jeter Harris.)

My Pal Babe

Win it's reel hot, I hang on the balkoney cuz thare are sumtimes nice breezes that come up the hill and make me cool. The balkoney has a cat door owt to it, and owt thare is ware the litter boxes live in thare own howse. That way we can't smell Skeezy's stinkey poops in the howse. They put down this fake rug thing thare so the litter duzn't fall down onto the dek ... and it's a nice rug cuz it's just like grass ixsept unlike the frunt yard, the next door nayber dawg duznt krap on it. So I lay on it, next to the cat litter box howse all day long. It's nice. And better than laying in the gutter win peepul like Mr Tinydik are watering thare lons.

In this pikcher, my frend Babe has joined me. Babe is NOT a spicy vixin. He's not even a spicy dood. He's just a blob. He beelongs to the man's mom. Sumtimes Babe comes and hangs with me just to hang with the cool crowd. Sumtimes I'll wake up frum a nap and think maybe I'm lookin' at Sadie's bak end, but no, it's just a babe butt. I try to be nice to Babe cuz he used to be a ferul cat. At leest he's not psyko like that stoopid Tripper.

Skeezix's Stroles

Evry few nites, Skeezix the wite rat inside cat gits put in this big red contrapshun called a stroler and they take him arownd the nayburhood. He looks reely stoopid in it, if yoo ask me, but he seems to like it. Last nite they wint for a strole. I didn't follow them like I often do becuz I was just getting settled in for a driveway nap, and I was in the "nap zone." The driveway is ware I liv win our naybur Mr Tinydik runs his water down the gutter for haff the day. THE END --- RtGC