Geezer Advice frum Rocky

I just lernd sumthing. Win yoo are an old old geezer cat pushing 20, yoo can krap anyware yoo like and the hyoomans won't git mad at yoo. No more runnin for the litter box win yoo have to krap. Just stop in yer traks and do it. I think anycat over 15 can git away with this.

Dona Nobis Pacem

Cuddle with a vixin to sellubrate peace!

Happy Halloween, Evrybuddy

I dunno whut this stoopid costoom is suppost to be. But at leest all my hansumness is not covered up.

I'm being impurrsonayted

Sumwun is trying to score with the Spicy Vixens by impurrsonayting me. Or maybe they're impurrsonayting Sadie. I can't decide. Whut do yoo think?

I know I don't have a doppelganger -- haven't had one sinse my hoohaectomy almost 20 yeers ago.

Mancat Munday

Well, fokes, I'm been spending my sunset yeers trying to bring the Skeester up to speed on how to be a mancat. He's still warin' all that froofroo krap, but thare are a cupple of lessins he's lernt pritty well. This is one of them. I think my werk heer is dun.

Happy St Patrick's Day

OK. I'm goin' bak to sleep now.

KRAP!!!!!

I furgot to go to my vixin Sadie's berthday. I cood uze the exkyoose that my ladey was gon at a Dee-A-Ar thing, but the reel reezin is that, like evrything else, I slept rite thru it. Boy, I shur hope I don't git on Sadie's bad side. Cuz that's the last thing I need to complikate my life and keep me frum sleepin.

Happy Berthday, Sadie. Yer a luvly vixin, and I hope yoo'l furgive this old geezer cat for sleepin' his life away.

My New Pillow

I deesided to sleep in the peepul bed last nite and it's a good thing I did cuz I fownd a grate new pillow. For the moment, life duzn't suk too bad.

Farewell to a Lovely Vixin....

One of my faverite vixins, Halloween, went to the Bridge this morning. She was vary yung --- only 17-1/2 -- wich makes it even more trajeek. She was probly the sweetest of all my vixins. She never got uppity, and was always vary cuddly. She and Vixin Sadie were espeshully good frends.

Pleeze drop by her blog and give her mom a big hug and some purrs. And I cood use sum cuddling, if any of yoo vixins wunt to drop over this afternoon.

Pleeze post the badge above on yer blogs if yoo like.

THE END.

Pleeze purray fur one of my vixins

One of my faverite vixins, Halloween is having surjery cuz they think she has a toomer on her livver. Halloween has bin a vary loyal and vary spicy vixin, and I hope yoo'll all drop by her blog and send her sum "git better" wishes. She saved my life once by sending me Lourdes water win we thot it was all over for me. The Lourdes water kyerd me and I'm still enjoying my vixins today. Get better, Halloweenie!

Christmas Card FAIL

As Danny Gluvver wood say, "I'm gittin too old fur dis sheeit."

PURRSUNAL SPACE, DOOD!!!!!!!

I was all stretched out on the heety pad and having good dreems of Spicy Vixins win the wite rate came up to cudddle into me. I CANNOT CONSENTRATE ON SPICY VIXINS WIN HE'S BREETHING DOWN MY BAK!

Pleeze vote for Sexy Sadie (and Speedo and the Zipster)

Owr best frends Zippy, Speedy and Sadie are finulists in moderncat's Doodle a Caboodle Contest!

Pleeze pleeze pleeze klik heer to vote fur them!

Beezer Has Gone to the Bridge

Beezer has gone to the Bridge long beefore his time. We want to send out a big warm hug to his mommy who is vary vary sad. Pleeze drop by his blog and send his mom some purrs... and you're welcome to share this grafik.

Beezer, keep a nice nap spot warm for me, will ya?

Not my day

Ferst of all, I mist owt meeting Fiona Bun. All I got wuz her smell on my ladey's clothes.

Second, TRIPPER HAS NO CONSEPT OF PURRSUNUL SPACE. He crowds me and last nite I had a nitemare that he wuz cuddling with me. GROSS! He is NOT a vixin.

This is my 300th post.

The End.

Meow like a pirate day!

Sumbuddy hand me a wench.

Freeky Friday

Yoo know, after thirteen yeers, I think Mao's finely starting to like me.

Oh, the indignity

YO! Trip! I'm a DOOOOD!!!! Git yer tung away frum my booty yoo psyko.

Happy Berthday to Me

Well, I made it to the big 1-8. Yep, I'm old enuf to vote, now. The ladey was nice and rote abowt me over at The Cat's Meow. It was nice, but she kinda akts like I have one paw in the grave. No Way! I've got plenty of good yeers left, and the luv of a good ladeycat to get me thru them.

Bromance in the air???

Don't tell Kaze, but I think Mao and TRIPPER have a bromance going on.