Good Nite, Sleep TIte, Until We Meet Agin

Well, innernets, it's bin grate, it reely has. But da last cupple of weeks I've been a littul off my game, and today I decided to hed over to da Bridge.

It wuz not an eezy decizhun, and I'll miss my vixins, but the time had come, and I wuz reddy to get on to faze 2.

I was with the ladey win I wint. I just wint to sleep and didn't wake up. I know it made her eyes git all watery, but it was better than if she'd had to take me into the torcher place one more time. Neether one of us wunted that.

And, I gave them a gift that will keep on giving. I had cooties. And I shared it with the peepul so they'd remember even after I'm gone. Thare both all covered in kreem now and washing every single thing they own, inklooding thare manparts and ladyparts, and da other 3 cats had to go to the torcher place to git cooty-killing medisins. I'm sorry my bud Trip had to do that, but I wuz reely happy that Mao had to go. Man, I won't miss him yellin' all the time. He wood never shut his piehole. It reely got on my nervs. Anyway, yoo mite say I had da last laff. That felt good.

I do wunt to give a speshul thank yoo to Shabby and Katie Tulip and Angel Kalin fur da nice Susan Faye pikcher they had painted fur da wite rat on his berthday. It's one of da only pikchers we have of da hole famly together, and I know the peepul trezhure it.

I have been looking forwerd to meeting up some of my frends and vixins hoo are alreddy at da Bridge like Halloween and Bathsheba and the mancats, too, but espeshully Joonyer, my bestest frend in the yooniverse. I like havin doods I can hang with and burp and belch and fart and watch NASCAR and wrasslin and stuff. Joonyer tawt me how to wrassle. I have mist him a lot. I

got deeprest win he wint to the Bridge.

I will miss my gutter, and the flower bed next to the driveway ware I cood sit in the sun. I will miss drinkin owt of da swimmin pool evry morning. I will miss my speshul vixin DMM, and my twin vixin, Sadie, and all the other gerlcats hoo think I'm hot (hey, take a number, laydeez). I'll miss the man, cuz we were buddies. He was grate. I won't miss Mao cuz he wuz a pane, but I will miss Tripper hoo wuz my best frend after Joonyer. Tripper was weird cuz he was always kissin me, but we had whut yoo wood call an understanding. Trip had my bak.

So, I won't be bloggin' any more. I'll miss that, but thare's lots to do at the Bridge, and my parts don't hert anymore, wich is nice. And I promiss, evry nite I'll look down to Sandy Eggo, and wave to da best vixin anywun ever had, DMM. She is spunky, and I'll never furget her.

Thank yoo all fur following my advenchers on my blog. It's bin giggles.

PEE ESS: If any of yoo need sum of Mao and Rocky's Vishus Deer Repellunt, git in tuch with Mao.

Good Nite, Sleep Tite, Until We Meet Agin

Well, innernets, it's bin grate, it reely has. But da last cupple of weeks I've been a littul off my game, and today I decided to hed over to da Bridge.

It wuz not an eezy decizhun, and I'll miss my vixins, but the time had come, and I wuz reddy to get on to faze 2.

I was with the ladey win I wint. I just wint to sleep and didn't wake up. I know it made her eyes git all watery, but it was better than if she'd had to take me into the torcher place one more time. Neether one of us wunted that.

And, I gave them a gift that will keep on giving. I had cooties. And I shared it with the peepul so they'd remember even after I'm gone. Thare both all covered in kreem now and washing every single thing they own, inklooding thare manparts and ladyparts, and da other 3 cats had to go to the torcher place to git cooty-killing medisins. I'm sorry my bud Trip had to do that, but I wuz reely happy that Mao had to go. Man, I won't miss him yellin' all the time. He wood never shut his piehole. It reely got on my nervs. Anyway, yoo mite say I had da last laff. That felt good.

I do wunt to give a speshul thank yoo to Shabby and Katie Tulip and Angel Kalin fur da nice Susan Faye pikcher they had painted fur da wite rat on his berthday. It's one of da only pikchers we have of da hole famly together, and I know the peepul trezhure it.

I have been looking forwerd to meeting up some of my frends and vixins hoo are alreddy at da Bridge like Halloween and Bathsheba and the mancats, too, but espeshully Joonyer, my bestest frend in the yooniverse. I like havin doods I can hang with and burp and belch and fart and watch NASCAR and wrasslin and stuff. Joonyer tawt me how to wrassle. I have mist him a lot. I got deeprest win he wint to the Bridge.

I will miss my gutter, and the flower bed next to the driveway ware I cood sit in the sun. I will miss drinkin owt of da swimmin pool evry morning. I will miss my speshul vixin DMM, and my twin vixin, Sadie, and all the other gerlcats hoo think I'm hot (hey, take a number, laydeez). I'll miss the man, cuz we were buddies. He was grate. I won't miss Mao cuz he wuz a pane, but I will miss Tripper hoo wuz my best frend after Joonyer. Tripper was weird cuz he was always kissin me, but we had whut yoo wood call an understanding. Trip had my bak.

So, I won't be bloggin' any more. I'll miss that, but thare's lots to do at the Bridge, and my parts don't hert anymore, wich is nice. And I promiss, evry nite I'll look down to Sandy Eggo, and wave to da best vixin anywun ever had, DMM. She is spunky, and I'll never furget her.

Thank yoo all fur following my advenchers on my blog. It's bin giggles.

PEE ESS: If any of yoo need sum of Mao and Rocky's Vishus Deer Repellunt, git in tuch with Mao.

My Trip to the Torcher Factory

Heer I am with the man before the torcher session. I'm akting reel calm so that win thare deefenses are down, I'll begin my patented shock-n-claw campaign to ensure that anywun hoo tuches me gets the bitey and a paw-wippin'.

In the next pikcher, yoo'll see what wuz goin' on before my attak. Thare was blud sperting everyware!!! It was neet.

Then I had to go back a few days later so thay cood pull owt sum of my teeths.

Heer is my status:

Except for a tooth infekshun and a high blud cownt frum that infekshun, I have the bludwerk of a 15-yr-old. That's rite ladeez, I've still got it!

But, my wate is down to 5 pownds and I've lost all my mussel mass. I eat like a Big mancat, but no matter how much I eet I don't gane wate.

So that's my status. I'm doing better than expekted. Wich, at my age, is pritty good newz.

Geezer Advice frum Rocky

I just lernd sumthing. Win yoo are an old old geezer cat pushing 20, yoo can krap anyware yoo like and the hyoomans won't git mad at yoo. No more runnin for the litter box win yoo have to krap. Just stop in yer traks and do it. I think anycat over 15 can git away with this.

Dona Nobis Pacem

Cuddle with a vixin to sellubrate peace!

Happy Halloween, Evrybuddy

I dunno whut this stoopid costoom is suppost to be. But at leest all my hansumness is not covered up.

I'm being impurrsonayted

Sumwun is trying to score with the Spicy Vixens by impurrsonayting me. Or maybe they're impurrsonayting Sadie. I can't decide. Whut do yoo think?

I know I don't have a doppelganger -- haven't had one sinse my hoohaectomy almost 20 yeers ago.

Mancat Munday

Well, fokes, I'm been spending my sunset yeers trying to bring the Skeester up to speed on how to be a mancat. He's still warin' all that froofroo krap, but thare are a cupple of lessins he's lernt pritty well. This is one of them. I think my werk heer is dun.

Happy St Patrick's Day

OK. I'm goin' bak to sleep now.

KRAP!!!!!

I furgot to go to my vixin Sadie's berthday. I cood uze the exkyoose that my ladey was gon at a Dee-A-Ar thing, but the reel reezin is that, like evrything else, I slept rite thru it. Boy, I shur hope I don't git on Sadie's bad side. Cuz that's the last thing I need to complikate my life and keep me frum sleepin.

Happy Berthday, Sadie. Yer a luvly vixin, and I hope yoo'l furgive this old geezer cat for sleepin' his life away.